Quote: EllieJP @ March 19 2010, 9:05 AM GMTEllie is pretty happy after getting laid three times in the last 12 hours.
Business is picking up then? 
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Quote: chipolata @ March 19 2010, 8:59 AM GMTChip just got an electric shock off a very attractive young lady in Superdrug. He doesn't think it will lead to anything.
Were you buying something or just checking out the goods?
Ben has had his haircut and thinks it's a bit short, but I'll muddle through.
Quote: Tim Walker @ March 19 2010, 9:11 AM GMTBusiness is picking up then?
Could say that.
Quote: EllieJP @ March 19 2010, 9:16 AM GMT
Ahhh, you modern girls, with your sex and your orgasms...
Quote: Ben @ March 19 2010, 9:13 AM GMTWere you buying something or just checking out the goods?
Ben has had his haircut and thinks it's a bit short, but I'll muddle through.
I'm getting hair cut on weekend Mr Ben. Gonna get it shaved so don't have to go back for long time.
Quote: Tim Walker @ March 19 2010, 9:18 AM GMTAhhh, you modern girls, with your sex and your orgasms...
Mmm Danone.
Quote: Gavin @ March 19 2010, 9:19 AM GMTI'm getting hair cut on weekend Mr Ben. Gonna get it shaved so don't have to go back for long time.
Gavin, while you're at it, could you pick up a haircut for me as well? I'm a total long haired goon.
Quote: john lucas 101 @ March 19 2010, 9:20 AM GMTGavin, while you're at it, could you pick up a haircut for me as well? I'm a total long haired goon.
You mean you don't have a Don Draper haircut that you could set your watch to?! 
Quote: Tim Walker @ March 19 2010, 9:18 AM GMTAhhh, you modern girls, with your sex and your orgasms...
TWO!! Two amazing orgasms! Yey! Go me.
o \o \o/ o/ o
Self congratulatory Mexican Wave.
Quote: john lucas 101 @ March 19 2010, 9:20 AM GMTGavin, while you're at it, could you pick up a haircut for me as well? I'm a total long haired goon.
Yeh no problem.
I like my hair but I don't want it to grow any more than it is and rather then go back and forward ever 2-3 weeks I'd rather lop it all off and start from scratch.
Quote: Ben @ March 19 2010, 9:21 AM GMTYou mean you don't have a Don Draper haircut that you could set your watch to?!
Nope. And I haven't got a Don Draper face either, more's the pity. Although according to something I read yesterday I could soon be the proud owner of a Don Draper doll. Mad Men dolls! I ask you.
Quote: Gavin @ March 19 2010, 9:22 AM GMTYeh no problem.
I like my hair but I don't want it to grow any more than it is and rather then go back and forward ever 2-3 weeks I'd rather lop it all off and start from scratch.
Well you're a braver/cleaner/less lazy git than I am.
Quote: EllieJP @ March 19 2010, 9:21 AM GMTTWO!! Two amazing orgasms! Yey! Go me.
That's nothing, I've up to five orgasms currently. 
Quote: EllieJP @ March 19 2010, 9:21 AM GMTSelf congratulatory Mexican Wave.
My ex also used to perform those during sex to amuse herself.
Quote: Tim Walker @ March 19 2010, 9:29 AM GMT
My ex also used to perform those during sex to amuse herself.
Either that or to communicate with passing planes.
Quote: Gavin @ March 19 2010, 9:33 AM GMTEither that or to communicate with passing planes.
Quote: Tim Walker @ March 19 2010, 9:34 AM GMT
How's your writing going these days, Tim?
Quote: Ben @ March 19 2010, 9:36 AM GMTHow's your writing going these days, Tim?
It moves slowly in the right direction, thanks Ben.
My first TV production credit is due on screen soon. Though as it will be on BBC Three I don't know if that is a cause for celebration.
In other news I am in talks over the last sitcom written and am working on a feature screenplay.
You and the boys seem to be doing well and writing good stuff. Congrats. 