Hey guys! I realise that the storyline may not be 100%, but I just brought together a few scenes and sketches that I believe suit a show like Family Guy, because it incorporates random cut-scenes into the story.
Hope you find it funny, any feedback and criticisms are appreciated!
PETER IS SITTING ON THE COUCH INFRONT OF THE T.V., STEWIE IS ON THE FLOOR.
ENTER LOIS.
Lois: Peter! I thought I told you no T.V. till you do your chores mister!
Peter: Lois, honey. I thought I explained to you already, I've subcontracted my chores to Joe so that I can watch T.V. Remember?
CUT TO PETER OUTSIDE JOE SWANSON'S HOUSE.
Peter: (knocks) Hello? Anyone in?
PETER REALISES THAT THE DOOR WAS LEFT ON THE LATCH AND OPENS IT.
Peter: Joe?
HE MAKES HIS WAY UP THE STAIRS OF JOE'S HOUSE.
Peter: Joe? Ive got your DVD of Tropic Thunder. I have to admit I didn't think it was as good as I - AAAHHHH!!!
PETER OPENS HIS BEDROOM DOOR TO SEE JOE IN HIS WIFE'S UNDERWEAR AND HE TIPS OUT OF HIS WHEELCHAIR IN SHOCK.
Joe: PETER! What are you doing in here!
Peter: Ohh my.. Well (chuckle) This is something Joe. I never knew you guys were into the whole dress-up thing.
Joe: Its not what it looks like!
Peter: It looks like you're in girl's clothes, Joe. You wait till the guys at the bar hear about this!
CUT BACK TO THE LIVING ROOM.
Lois: Peter, you did what?!
LOIS LOOKS OUT OF THE FRONT WINDOW AND SEES JOE TRIMMING THE HEDGES WITH GREAT DIFFICULTY AND A LOOK OF FEAR ON HIS FACE.
Lois: Let him go this instant!
Stewie: Will you PLEASE be quiet. I'm trying to watch that new spin-off show on FOX.
T.V. Announcer: We now return to 'The lion, the Witch and the Closet.'
CUT TO T.V. - SHOWS A MAN AND A WOMAN STANDING IN A ROOM, STARING TRANSFIXED AT A CLOSET.
Man: Is that Tumnus guy still in that closet?
Woman: Give him time honey, he'll come out when its right.
CUTS TO MR.TUMNUS' COTTAGE. A SMALL BOY IS SITTING OPPOSITE HIM IN THE KITCHEN.
Mr.Tumnus: Oh! Its ever so nice to have you here! I don't get many folk in these parts!
Boy: Oh its fine!
Mr.Tumnus: We must celebrate! Quick, get my special tea cups from the drawer!
HE POINTS TO A CHEST OF DRAWERS IN THE CORNER.
Boy: Here?
Mr.Tumnus: Yeah, bottom drawer!
THE BOY BENDS OVER TO REACH THE DRAWER.
Mr.Tumnus: (closing in slightly): Thats it boy, right at the back.
CUT TO STEWIE'S DISGUSTED FACE.
Stewie: Ohhh myy GOD!
- - - - -
Lois: Right, that's it. We're all going to have a family day out!
SHE PICKS UP STEWIE.
Lois: Chris, get the snacks. Meg... Peter, honey, where's Meg?
Peter: Um.. Nowhere.
Lois: I said where's Meg?
Peter: She might be at.. soccer practice.. but she definitely isn't in her room crying because I cut off her hair with a garden strimmer.
Lois: Meg doesn't play - YOU DID WHAT!?
Peter: Lois, she needs controlling. Just like the number of gay men in Quahog.
CUT TO PETER IN A BANK, HE IS NEXT IN LINE AND MOVES FORWARD TO THE DESK.
Man: (camp voice) Heeeeyyy. How can I help you today? Would you like one of them free pens?
Peter: (taken aback) I'm.. I'm ok. Thanks?
Man: Oh come on.. I know you just want one of them pens. Tell you what, I can get a pink fluffy one for you? like my one?
Peter: Ok, I'm gonna go.
Man: But we didn't get to know eachother!
PETER RUNS OUT AND PASSES HERBERT WHO IS ON HIS WAY IN. HERBERT REACHES THE FRONT DESK.
Herbert: Hi I'm here to.. er.. open a bank account.
Man: Okay.
Herbert: You got any of them young part-time workers?
Man: We have Debbie here?
Herbert: Any males?
