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I can only remember that one by seeing which numbers my phone will register me pressing when my phone is locked.

I make non-emergency calls to 999. A Chip non-emergency is often more important than a Joe Shlubb emergency.

"There's a work experience boy. I don't know how to feel now."

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ March 17 2010, 9:12 AM GMT

"There's a work experience boy. I don't know how to feel now."

Laughing out loud

Is this a child-traffickers' in-joke?

Anyone know any good sites where you can get free instrument music for backing slide shows and the like? The ones I've found pretend to be free and then it seems they aren't.

Quote: bigfella @ March 20 2010, 3:34 PM GMT

Anyone know any good sites where you can get free instrument music for backing slide shows and the like? The ones I've found pretend to be free and then it seems they aren't.

Download some free classic porn movies and just rip the soundtracks. Done and done. :)

Yes, The Stewardesses is a good starting point. Very porny music...

I loves that porny music. :)

I actually had to watch that for an Underground Film class. I loved the close up on the bouncy foot.

I am not familiar with the film you speak of, but rest assured I will not rest until I have tracked it down on the internet, watched it and, ahem, given you a full report of my findings. Pleased Errr Whistling nnocently

It's considered groundbreaking because...get ready for it...it's in 3D!!!!

Quote: AndreaLynne @ March 21 2010, 12:25 AM GMT

It's considered groundbreaking because...get ready for it...it's in 3D!!!!

I anticipate the money shots with apprehension... Teary

It's from the 70s...alas, no money shots. Just lots of saggy former hippie tits, bad music and acting and a riveting storyline.

That's the problem with the porn thesedays, no good storylines anymore.

Sometimes I feel empathise with Jeremy's (Peep Show) ambition to "write a porn film with a proper plot and everything...".

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