Quote: zooo @ March 15 2010, 2:24 PM GMTHow many of the following does she have? :
Fake tan - YES
Hair extensions - YES
Fake eyelashes - YES
Fake boobs - NO
Nose job - NO
Too much makeup - YES
Orange skin - YES
Fake nails - NO
Overly revealing clothes - I guess, but she doesn't look bad.
Quote: zooo @ March 15 2010, 2:29 PM GMTHa, none I reckon!
Correct. Apart from the odd slightly booby revealing top.
Hair extensions baffle me.
They without fail look awful.
*hopes to God no one says they have them...*
Quote: zooo @ March 15 2010, 2:32 PM GMT*hopes to God no one says they have them...*
Quote: Gavin @ March 15 2010, 2:34 PM GMT
Quote: zooo @ March 15 2010, 2:32 PM GMTHair extensions baffle me.
They without fail look awful.*hopes to God no one says they have them...*
Have to say I'm saddened by your attitude. Even if I did have to shear an alpaca for it I say my hair looks beautiful!
Alpaca! Only the best for Bussell.
Wtf they look like something Jim Henson would of made!
Quote: zooo @ March 15 2010, 2:41 PM GMTAlpaca! Only the best for Bussell.
You should see my crotch extensions, those are ermine!
The thing is often people like Jordan (who was naturally very pretty) end up ruining their looks because of the insecurity that makes them use as much artificial additions as possible.
Their fur is un-be-lievably soft and smooth. Lovely stuff.
My neice works on an alpaca farm. 
Quote: Dolly Dagger @ March 15 2010, 2:44 PM GMTMy neice works on an alpaca farm.
Do they sing Ma Na Ma Na all day?
Quote: Dolly Dagger @ March 15 2010, 2:43 PM GMTThe thing is often people like Jordan (who was naturally very pretty) end up ruining their looks because of the insecurity that makes them use as much artificial additions as possible.
Yep. You see that on Snog Marry Avoid.
Almost all of them say they wear so much slap because they think they're ugly underneath. And as an extension, probably act tarty and slutty because they feel worthless etc.
Bit depressing really!
Quote: Aaron @ March 15 2010, 2:44 PM GMTTheir fur is un-be-lievably soft and smooth. Lovely stuff.
How can I believe that nature has chosen for that to survive....
Quote: zooo @ March 15 2010, 2:46 PM GMTYep. You see that on Snog Marry Avoid.
Almost all of them say they wear so much slap because they think they're ugly underneath. And as an extension, probably act tarty and slutty because they feel worthless etc.Bit depressing really!
Put them in the space program.