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Samantha Cameron, a.k.a Sam Cam. Quite MILFy. An absolutely idiotic little wife, but still a yummy mummy.

I must say, I find the whole politican's wife thing terribly, terribly tasteless. Really very pointless, and nothing but a distraction from anything resembling a real issue.

Yep, they are a distraction! You don't find proper politicians like Margaret Thatcher having one.

Quote: zooo @ March 13 2010, 7:54 PM GMT

Yep, they are a distraction! You don't find proper politicians like Margaret Thatcher having one.

Oh I dunno. There were rumours about her and Edwina.

Quote: Chappers @ March 13 2010, 8:39 PM GMT

Oh I dunno. There were rumours about her and Edwina.

Using love eggs?

Quote: zooo @ March 13 2010, 7:54 PM GMT

Yep, they are a distraction! You don't find proper politicians like Margaret Thatcher having one.

I really liked Dennis Thatcher. He seemed a good bloke. A good massively rich tipsy bloke.

Quote: chipolata @ March 13 2010, 9:46 PM GMT

I really liked Dennis Thatcher. He seemed a good bloke. A good massively rich tipsy bloke.

You'd have to be tipsy to sleep with that.

Quote: Chappers @ March 13 2010, 10:03 PM GMT

You'd have to be tipsy to sleep with that.

He's lucky she didn't eat him after intercourse.

Quote: chipolata @ March 13 2010, 9:46 PM GMT

I really liked Dennis Thatcher. He seemed a good bloke. A good massively rich tipsy bloke.

Yes, politician's husbands come across as far less creepy.

Although if Mandelson gets married, his husband would inevitably rival Dracula.

Quote: Chappers @ March 13 2010, 10:03 PM GMT

You'd have to be tipsy to sleep with that.

Laughing out loud

Quote: chipolata @ March 13 2010, 10:08 PM GMT

He's lucky she didn't eat him after intercourse.

Laughing out loud

Quote: chipolata @ March 13 2010, 10:08 PM GMT

He's lucky she didn't eat him after intercourse.

Oh I feel sick thinking about it. Sick

Gerard Butler. If the rumour's are true, Jennifer Aniston is 1 lucky lady.

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Is that about the size of it?

Quote: AngieBaby @ March 14 2010, 10:34 PM GMT

Gerard Butler. If the rumour's are true, Jennifer Aniston is 1 lucky lady.

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He's a bit of a dour lump. Although he did star in 300, the homoeroticest film ever.

I didn't find 300 to be homoerotic at all.

Quote: AngieBaby @ March 14 2010, 10:48 PM GMT

I didn't find 300 to be homoerotic at all.

I did. :$ Lovey

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