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Ah, thought so.

Quote: Marc P @ March 12 2010, 7:39 PM GMT

Get a full bodied Australian!

I prefer a full bodied Dutch. That or a good southern French.

Chip has to go in today so he's up at the crack of dawn. Ish.

Robyn is up to go to work. Yayyy.

Just pulled up the remnants of last year's crops in preparation for this year's gardening adventure. I'm getting a late start, but last year I lost a lot of plants after a late freeze.

Looks like the strawberries and rosemary are still going strong. The onions and lettuce appear to have regenerated themselves from seed.

Debating whether I have the energy to have a truck dump a few hundred cubic feet of soil on my driveway. Not sure I could handle that many wheelbarrow loads of heavy dirt at my advanced age.

Quote: DaButt @ March 13 2010, 6:48 PM GMT

Debating whether I have the energy to have a truck dump a few hundred cubic feet of soil on my driveway. Not sure I could handle that many wheelbarrow loads of heavy dirt at my advanced age.

That's where your illegal immigrants come in handy.

Quote: chipolata @ March 13 2010, 6:53 PM GMT

That's where your illegal immigrants come in handy.

Not sure how that works around here. In California they crowd around the entrances/exits of the local Home Depot stores, but I haven't seen such behavior here in Texas. There are plenty of 'em out there, I just need to figure out where to find them.

Here's a photo of workers who surrounded our car as we left the Home Depot in Los Angeles 2 weeks ago.

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Just got back from an evening at the local pub. Nice to know that after almost a year of not visiting the place that I'm still known as "the guy who tips CRAZY good."

And is she still known as "the barmaid with the AWESOME boobs"?

Quote: Aaron @ March 14 2010, 1:44 AM GMT

And is she still known as "the barmaid with the AWESOME boobs"?

I don't subscribe to the "I might be able to shag her if I tip well" school of thought, but there are a lot of really beautiful and well-endowed women who work there. I'm more concerned about getting my glass refilled in a timely manner.

It's hard to believe that it's already time to set our clocks ahead an hour. When do you set your clocks ahead?

Not yet. Some weeks. Probably.

Quote: Aaron @ March 14 2010, 2:30 AM GMT

Not yet. Some weeks. Probably.

Ok, in about 5 hours I'll feel a little closer to you. In a mostly non-sexual way. Mostly.

I'm touched.

Or I will be.

Quote: Aaron @ March 14 2010, 2:45 AM GMT

I'm touched.

Or I will be.

You're taking it very well. Have you been groomed and molested before?

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