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Am I a criminal? Page 6

I'm intraperverted.

I used to really worry about the whole sexification of young girls, the whole Paris Hilton/Bratz/Just Seventeen issues. But it was my girlfriend who made me see everything a lot clearer, and she is really into feminism and female empowerment so can't be wrong.

Plus, she got a gold star on her homework last week so she's really smart.

Laughing out loud

We should go on a double date, my gf normally sneaks away during nap time.

EDIT: Edited for everyone's benefit. Insert witty comment here

Gay blokes are a pain in your arse..

yours is already lubed up then I suppose?

Talking about the way teenagers dress.The boys are wearing their trousers around the bottom of their arse. It makes their legs look dwarf like. Off they walk with their trousers hanging at their knees. Tripping over & walking like they have shit coming out.
The worst thing i have ever seen in my life was a 55 year old man trying to be cool & copying them. Now call me old fashioned but the sight of a hairy OAP arse, on the top of 1ft long legs, showing of his CK boxers is just VILE! I mean there should be a law against selling CK merchandise to the aged. Urggggggggggh

Quote: Charley @ October 20, 2007, 3:49 AM

Talking about the way teenagers dress.

Laughing out loud Nice segway Charley

Quote: Charley @ October 20, 2007, 3:49 AM

The worst thing i have ever seen in my life was a 55 year old man trying to be cool & copying them. Now call me old fashioned but the sight of a hairy OAP arse, on the top of 1ft long legs, showing of his CK boxers is just VILE! I mean there should be a law against selling CK merchandise to the aged. Urggggggggggh

It proves that not just teenagers are twats anyway..

Calvin Klein undies are fashion trash. I'd rather wrap my arse in rusty razor wire. I would.

Laughing out loud
I often like to revisit my youth. I see Ben on tues, Sam on wed;s & pop to the hostel to give a bit of charity on sundays.

Rofl

Frankie do you have a deal with TWAT Products to keep mentioning their brand name?

Aren't we preoccupied with age as a society these days?

Whats wrong with a 16 year old boy shagging a 70 year old woman..

As long as he wipes his feet first?

Quote: ajp29 @ October 20, 2007, 3:57 AM

Rofl

Frankie do you have a deal with TWAT Products to keep mentioning their brand name?

I come from a long line of twats and have had twattedness around me all my life so much so that I can't write a sentence without using the word at least once.

I'm limbering up for NaNoWriMo and I'll be expecting to write twat about 5,000 times.

Quote: zooo @ October 19, 2007, 11:40 PM

Ugly ones.

Teary

Quote: EllieJP @ October 20, 2007, 12:36 AM

Girls are very very deep beings

Laughing out loud

I was a bit pissed when i wrote that! :P

Quote: Stuart Laws @ October 20, 2007, 3:30 AM

she is really into feminism and female empowerment so can't be wrong.

Oh God, they're the worst of the lot! :P

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