Quote: David Bussell @ October 16, 2007, 8:56 PMI want to hear about the first guy who ate an egg. He was a brave bastard.
And who was the first man to milk a cow? Why would he have considered it?
Baker Joke Page 2
Did the first whodunnit about a man who got killed by a bee have a sting in the tail?
I was travelling up the M1 today and approached a load of cows in the road, you couldn't see anything for cows, I heard later there was Friesian Fog in the area.
What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ford Mondeo?
There's no Ford Mondeo in my garage.
What's the best thing about f**king 21 year olds?
There's 20 of them.
What lives in the dark and hates sex?
The little boy in my cellar!
<I jest of course, no little boys have been harmed in the course of typing this>
Quote: jamie jones @ October 21, 2007, 12:30 PM
I know
it's the bleakest 'joke' I ever saw anywhere..
lol
A farmer in Devon has just made history by growing a field of dildo's.
Now he can't move for squatters.
My wife likes to rub ketchup all over herself during sex...
She's very saucy.
And good joke Nick!