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The realisation is dawning on me that, at 63 yo, I have probably eaten my last bag of pork scratchings.

:(

Quote: Ben @ March 11 2010, 8:52 PM GMT

Is Steve going to be scolded for this?

When I told him he was going to get some rope pulling practise tonight, he thought he was onto a promise.

Quote: AngieBaby @ March 11 2010, 9:02 PM GMT

When I told him he was going to get some rope pulling practise tonight, he thought he was onto a promise.

:D

Quote: Oldrocker @ March 11 2010, 9:01 PM GMT

The realisation is dawning on me that, at 63 yo, I have probably eaten my last bag of pork scratchings.

I ate a bag in the desert a few days ago. Probably the first I've had in 20+ years.

Quote: AngieBaby @ March 11 2010, 8:50 PM GMT

Just checked my house on Google view and am really upset to see the living room blinds were pulled up more on one side. They look terrible!

They should warn you when they're going to be in the area. Angry

Laughing out loud

Quote: Matthew Stott @ March 11 2010, 1:45 PM GMT

I have far too many friends turning thirty this year who want to 'do something special'. Which means, no doubt, having to spend a crap load.

Pfft. Friends are over-rated. You can do without; money's more important!

Quote: Matthew Stott @ March 11 2010, 1:45 PM GMT

I spoke to Aaron whilst he was holding his penis.

This is true. It was most disconcerting.

Quote: EllieJP @ March 11 2010, 1:52 PM GMT

I don't like London. I leave every weekend.

And yet you have no money. Go figure... Unimpressed

Better than him holding your penis.

Quote: EllieJP @ March 11 2010, 1:59 PM GMT

2.5 years of having no money and unable to save. Fumes, no countryside, unable to leave easily and just basically crap.

Why'd you come here in the first place then? Eh eh eh?

Quote: zooo @ March 11 2010, 2:02 PM GMT

It would be hilarious if all the banned people came.

There would be maybe 3 of them. Unimpressed

Quote: Gavin @ March 11 2010, 2:02 PM GMT

It is a bit samey.

Just like the Grand Canyon.

Quote: zooo @ March 12 2010, 12:47 AM GMT

Better than him holding your penis.

True.

Quote: Aaron @ March 12 2010, 12:47 AM GMT

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And yet you have no money. Go figure... Unimpressed

Stop being so anti London Ellie, Aarons crying inside.

Just posted Mother's Day Cards

Having a Mother, Step Mother, Mother in Law and a daughter to buy for her Mother and Step Mother it's one expensive day!

Quote: bigfella @ March 12 2010, 8:54 AM GMT

Just posted Mother's Day Cards

I have my Mum's birthday and Mother's Day this weekend, so thought I'd make the effort and go up to see her. :)

My mums birthday is next week too.

I didn't make the effort.

Naughty bigfella.

Where's your avatar?

I like Dolly's new one.

Quote: EllieJP @ March 12 2010, 9:11 AM GMT

Naughty bigfella.

Where's your avatar?

I'm undercover.

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