My last ditch attempt to get something in, sadly this one is handicapped by copyrighted music and a semi-sweary punchline. Oh wells, maybe next year.
MILES
Four MPs have now been charged by the CPS over the expenses scandal. But they claim to be innocent. The only way I can get excited about this story is if I pretend it's an episode of the A-Team.
GRAMS. A-Team intro music.
NARRATOR
One year ago, a corrupt political unit was named and shamed by the Telegraph for a crime which they definitely commit.
These MPs promptly escaped from a Gordon Brown headlock to the Westminster underground.
Today, still wanted by the Parliamentary Commissioner, they survive as fiddlers of fortunes.
If you have a Second home, If nobody else likes you, and if you can claim it on expenses.
Then maybe you can hire...
The A-Holes
SFX. Gun Fire