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Quote: Ben @ March 11 2010, 1:44 PM GMT

Ben is counting the days until he meets zooo again. He might even talk to her this time.

I spoke to Aaron whilst he was holding his penis.

Quote: Matthew Stott @ March 11 2010, 1:45 PM GMT

I have far too many friends turning thirty this year who want to 'do something special'. Which means, no doubt, having to spend a crap load.

My friends and I don't buy each other presents. It's a great arrangement. Saying that, one of them did once get me a delightful French book from the 60s which contained a number of cartoons based on love.

Quote: Ben @ March 11 2010, 1:46 PM GMT

My friends and I don't buy each other presents. It's a great arrangement. Saying that, one of them did once get me a delightful French book from the 60s which contained a number of cartoons based on love.

It's a good arrangement. No cards no presents maybe a beer on the day simple.

Isn't the point of London that you don't need a car?

Quote: Matthew Stott @ March 11 2010, 1:45 PM GMT

I spoke to Aaron whilst he was holding his penis.

I've been in four different pubs with Aaron. Not once have I seen him holding his penis. :(

Quote: Ben @ March 11 2010, 1:46 PM GMT

My friends and I don't buy each other presents.

Neither did we, then suddenly, people started bringing gifts, and you can only turn up to so many birthday gatherings over the years without a gift before you start to feel like a bit of a c**t. Having said that, I did get away with it last week, didn't even give him a card.

Quote: chipolata @ March 11 2010, 1:48 PM GMT

Isn't the point of London that you don't need a car?

What's the point of Birmingham?

Quote: Matthew Stott @ March 11 2010, 1:48 PM GMT

Having said that, I did get away with it last week, didn't even give him a card.

Your poor father.

Quote: Ben @ March 11 2010, 1:49 PM GMT

What's the point of Birmingham?

I lived there for a while, and I have no idea.

Quote: chipolata @ March 11 2010, 1:48 PM GMT

Isn't the point of London that you don't need a car?

This is true.

Quote: Ben @ March 11 2010, 1:44 PM GMT

Ben is counting the days until he meets zooo again. He might even talk to her this time.

I'll deflect you on to Ellie.

Quote: Ben @ March 11 2010, 1:49 PM GMT

What's the point of Birmingham?

As a breeding ground of Britain's new race of atomic monsters.

Quote: chipolata @ March 11 2010, 1:48 PM GMT

Isn't the point of London that you don't need a car?

I don't like London. I leave every weekend.

Quote: Matthew Stott @ March 11 2010, 1:45 PM GMT

I spoke to Aaron whilst he was holding his penis.

Laughing out loud

Quote: Matthew Stott @ March 11 2010, 1:51 PM GMT

This is true.

My Dad had a Hillman Imp when he lived there.

Quote: Gavin @ March 11 2010, 1:45 PM GMT

That'll be a day to mark on the calender :P

Morning Zooo ;)

:P

(Afternoon.)

Quote: EllieJP @ March 11 2010, 1:52 PM GMT

I don't like London. I leave every weekend.

Really? I like it! So far . . .

Quote: zooo @ March 11 2010, 1:52 PM GMT

Laughing out loud

We spoke about you Zooo. Then I left him alone.

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