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Smack Mein Bitch Up

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His Dad reassured Little Jimmy, 'Don't worry son, You'll grow into that bear-skin hat'.

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Music Historians were surprised to discover the Origins of Acid.

28 days... 6 hours... 42 minutes... 12 seconds. That... is when the world... will end.

Peace in our time? Only if Chamberlain had the balls to settle 1930s geopolitics the traditional Bavarian way.

Jon Venables new identity was fooling no-one.

These Fox's Glacier Mints are too strong!

In less enlightened times Men expected their Women to be a Cook in the Kitchen, a Whore in the Bedroom and a Lampshade in the Living room.

Chris Moyles Interviews Ant & Dec about their new show.

Quote: Steve Sunshine @ March 10 2010, 8:49 PM GMT

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The professor's cloning machine still needed some work.

If that double post was deliberate then double

No it wasn't. So just the

Quote: Steve Sunshine @ March 10 2010, 8:47 PM GMT

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Why is Mother balancing a cushion on her head?

News just in:
Horne upset with Corden for slagging off their Sketch Show.

Quote: bigfella @ March 10 2010, 9:08 PM GMT

The professor's cloning machine still needed some work.

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In Victorian days even sperm were expected to wear morning dress.

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These Fox's Glacier Mints are too strong!

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" Do you know you've got a Bear Behind ? "

Quote: Steve Sunshine @ March 10 2010, 9:57 PM GMT

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Horne upset with Corden for slagging off their Sketch Show.

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RTD invades set of new Who and assaults chisel face.