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Excuse me, but Aaron's busy doing other things at night, ta very much. Unimpressed

Zoo you're much nicer than any old thing.

Quote: zooo @ March 10 2010, 12:56 AM GMT

Excuse me, but Aaron's busy doing other things at night, ta very much. Unimpressed

Exactly, who'd be manning the internet?!

Quote: roscoff @ March 10 2010, 12:18 AM GMT

Ellie, I will always be the left pink testicle in your avatar and the guy outside your window with the night vision goggles. That's me, stood next to Sooty/Renegade/Nogget/Kipper/Ben/Aaron and Princess Michael of Kent.

Hmmm maybe not Aaron. The rest can stay.

Quote: zooo @ March 10 2010, 12:56 AM GMT

Excuse me, but Aaron's busy doing other things at night, ta very much. Unimpressed

Hehe, doing other things. ;)

So zooo is, by her own admission, an 'other thing'?

Quote: zooo @ March 10 2010, 12:56 AM GMT

Excuse me, but Aaron's busy doing other things at night, ta very much. Unimpressed

Is that why you come on here?

Quote: Alfred J Kipper @ March 9 2010, 9:40 AM GMT

Three dates is just right I think, one for her to pretend she's not after sex, one for you to pretend you respect her as a friend, and one more to say 'Right that's out of the way, now let's get shagging.'

It's a convention to wait three dates for a shag, but how long should you wait before you start using the 'love' word?

Quote: Alfred J Kipper @ March 9 2010, 9:40 AM GMT

You played bingo on your dates or you gave her one? Hope it's the latter. Three dates is just right I think, one for her to pretend she's not after sex, one for you to pretend you respect her as a friend, and one more to say 'Right that's out of the way, now let's get shagging.' (Can I say that word at this time of the morning btw? Thank you.)

This sounds like the economic argument for prostitution.

Quote: Nogget @ March 10 2010, 1:06 PM GMT

It's a convention to wait three dates for a shag, but how long should you wait before you start using the 'love' word?

When you feel it.

I waited far past when I felt it though.

Quote: EllieJP @ March 10 2010, 1:30 PM GMT

When you feel it.

I waited far past when I felt it though.

Didn't it get awkward to finish a phone call *without* saying 'love you'?

I sometimes say 'no you hang up' after I have hung up the phone, as though a camera was on me. I live a lot of my life that way.

Quote: Nogget @ March 10 2010, 1:35 PM GMT

Didn't it get awkward to finish a phone call *without* saying 'love you'?

Nah, we don't do that now. We say it in moments of emotion.

Quote: EllieJP @ March 10 2010, 3:40 PM GMT

Nah, we don't do that now. We say it in moments of emotion.

Hmm, I got used to saying it as freely as saying 'bye', so for me to now not say it, feels like I'm being cold.

Quote: Marc P @ March 10 2010, 3:35 PM GMT

I sometimes say 'no you hang up' after I have hung up the phone, as though a camera was on me. I live a lot of my life that way.

Don't worry, in this country, there probably *is* a camera on you.

Quote: Nogget @ March 10 2010, 1:06 PM GMT

It's a convention to wait three dates for a shag, but how long should you wait before you start using the 'love' word?

After they've started using it.

;)

My view is everyone should follow Prince Charles' sensible and wholly logical outlook on love, and say 'Love you, whatever that means' everytime because lets face it, the man is right (on this one), we're kidding ourselves if we think we know what love is or we even know that we are 'in love'. Much more careful thought is needed before using it.

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