Breaking The Rules

Literally tearing up the rule book:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tY7n9rpKlq8

Quote: Simon B @ March 10 2010, 12:48 PM GMT

Literally tearing up the rule book:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tY7n9rpKlq8

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Since it doesn't look like I'm getting my megaphone back, this was shite.

I'm just kidding, it was a funny little aside. I would have liked to have seen 'shatterproof' on the broken ruler though, and perhaps a little knowing shake of your head.

Thanks David. Shatterproof would have been a nice touch. But beyond the budget.

Quote: Simon B @ March 10 2010, 1:56 PM GMT

Thanks David. Shatterproof would have been a nice touch. But beyond the budget.

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Spend all your money on the dog, did you? What did you do with him once the job was done? Eject him at speed into a lay-by on the A406?

SHE is a bitch. And I did what I do to with all my bitches. Pander to their every need and take them for walks in the country.

Very good.

Quote: Simon B @ March 10 2010, 2:09 PM GMT

SHE is a bitch. And I did what I do to with all my bitches. Pander to their every need and take them for walks in the country.

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I'm going to call my autobiography 'An Embarrassment of Bitches'.

Quote: David Bussell @ March 10 2010, 2:24 PM GMT

I'm going to call my autobiography 'An Embarrassment of Bitches'.

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I liked that Simon. You're easy to watch.

Thanks Ellie. And for YT comments an all that. Much appreciated.

Really liked this, lovely understated sketch and good FX

Tried to think of something original to post on YouTube. Couldn't so copied what I wrote here.

I enjoyed it. Short but sweet.

You come across very well on screen.
I'd have liked to see a few more examples, it would make a good running joke.

The end, suggesting there was another episode, was meant to be a joke. But if anyone can be arsed to suggest something suitably amusing/ shit, I might give it another go. And some more cut aways (like breaking the ruler etc).

I was thinking of standing naked in Oxford Street with a cardboard cock and balls, the exact size as my real cock and balls, covering my cock and balls. But I'd really prefer not to.

How about working with children? That's ripe!