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Chip just wrote a rather amusing post about an incident at a local cafe just. Then accidentally deleted it. >_< SO SOD YOU! 
Quote: Ben @ March 9 2010, 10:18 PM GMTYou should go on it too, zooo. It would be fun to see you and Ellie grappling.
It wouldn't.
Quote: EllieJP @ March 9 2010, 10:24 PM GMTOh yey. My housemate is having loud porno sex again.
Tee hee.
Quote: Aaron @ March 10 2010, 1:45 PM GMTTee hee.
It's not funny. It's horrible.
Quote: EllieJP @ March 10 2010, 1:47 PM GMTIt's not funny. It's horrible.
Earplugs?
Quote: EllieJP @ March 10 2010, 9:05 AM GMTI have to wash my hands thoroughly after shaking hands with a man. We do know that only about half of you bother to wash your hands after touching your penis...
It's much more than half (that do wash). Unfortunately, you can't tell who does and doesn't by looking at them; I've seen perfectly respectable looking suited types as well as builders and poncey new-media type tossers leaving without washing.
My OCD has led me to stop touching toilet doors with my hands.
Quote: EllieJP @ March 10 2010, 1:47 PM GMTIt's not funny. It's horrible.
I'm sure that we all think it's hilarious. 
I only get paranoid about door handles when there's a cold going round. I'm not sure it's possible to stay ahead of the germs though.
I only wash my hands after I've been to the toilet if:
a) I've had a poo
b) I've pissed on my fingers
Other that who am I, the prince of England?
Are there a considerable amount of germs on the penis? Or is it just some social fear that a penis is particularly dirty?
Quote: David Bussell @ March 10 2010, 2:00 PM GMTOther that who am I, the prince of England?
A dirty bastard.
Quote: Ben @ March 10 2010, 2:06 PM GMTAre there a considerable amount of germs on the penis? Or is it just some social fear that a penis is particularly dirty?
There are significantly more germs in the mouth but that won't stop these freaky OCD types complaining every time I press the tip of my penis against their sleeping foreheads.
I think it's more the thought of germs rather than the actuality of them making you ill. And whose germs. My mum has a weird system where white cats and dogs were allowed in the house. It wasn't racism, just a weird idea that they must be cleaner because you could see the dirt.
Quote: Ben @ March 10 2010, 1:50 PM GMTEarplugs?
Doesn't work.
Ben's late night is catching up with him.
*yawns*
I may be a tad over proud but I wash my hands before going for a pee.