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I'm another hand cleaning obsessive. Been carrying my own handwash around for over 10 years and can't touch things in public toilets, like handles, with my bare hands. Some of my family are really bad with it - my mum does actually have an OCD. We were never allowed to even touch her face as children and her house smells of bleach.

Quote: chipolata @ March 10 2010, 9:14 AM GMT

I don't know why, but I imagine his to be quite large.

It was quite big actually!

Quote: EllieJP @ March 10 2010, 9:17 AM GMT

:D Wave

That's not me waving, but me cleaning a window.

Laughing out loud

My girlfriend is obsessed with cleaning, but insists on keeping the cat litter tray in the kitchen. I just don't understand...

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ March 10 2010, 9:19 AM GMT

We were never allowed to even touch her face as children and her house smells of bleach.

:(

Quote: Ben @ March 10 2010, 9:21 AM GMT

My girlfriend is obsessed with cleaning, but insists on keeping the cat litter tray in the kitchen. I just don't understand...

Sick That's not right. My cat's litter tray is in the downstairs loo.

Quote: EllieJP @ March 10 2010, 9:22 AM GMT

:(

She would even bring something to sit on at my house so she wouldn't have to touch the sofa and her own cup and teaspoon - because I have pets. I'm getting her a Domestos gift set for Mother's Day. Unimpressed

Quote: Ben @ March 10 2010, 9:20 AM GMT

It was quite big actually!

I was stood next to Robert Webb at a pub urinal once (sorry, didn't get a look at his junk) and a punter wandered in and said "Oi, Peep Show, you'd better run along, you're on telly in fifteen minutes!" Needless to say, Robert's was the least convincing smile I've ever seen.

Quote: David Bussell @ March 10 2010, 9:50 AM GMT

I was stood next to Robert Webb at a pub urinal once (sorry, didn't get a look at his junk) and a punter wandered in and said "Oi, Peep Show, you'd better run along, you're on telly in fifteen minutes!" Needless to say, Robert's was the least convincing smile I've ever seen.

Did you pat him on the back?

Quote: Ben @ March 10 2010, 10:11 AM GMT

Did you pat him on the back?

And upset his flow?

Chip's just changed his work password and is now watching two tiny yellow- breasted birds on a bird feeder outside the window. They really are tiny.

Quote: chipolata @ March 10 2010, 10:20 AM GMT

Chip's just changed his work password and is now watching two tiny yellow breasted birds

Change your password all you like, they only have to check you browser history to find out about all this Asia porn you're watching.

I've been trying to take some pictures of them but it's difficult. They keep flying off when they see me lunging at the window with my camera phone.

Quote: David Bussell @ March 10 2010, 10:28 AM GMT

Change your password all you like, they only have to check you browder history to find out about all this Asia porn you're watching.

I am partial to a young Asian woman. :$

Quote: chipolata @ March 10 2010, 10:43 AM GMT

I am partial to a young Asian woman. :$

Cor, yeah!

Ellie is wondering why it's so quiet today. Wake up BCG!

Also, Ellie is laughing that Kevin Murphey now has an Ellie-vatar now too! :)

Quote: EllieJP @ March 10 2010, 9:17 AM GMT

:D Wave

That's not me waving, but me cleaning a window.

Try this instead: http://www.raincitystory.com/flash/screenclean.swf

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