TO be fair Chip you had been in there waiting for half an hour wearing a WHAM Tee shirt.
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Quote: john lucas 101 @ March 10 2010, 8:58 AM GMTWhat is it with men who feel the need to talk to each other in public/work lavatories? They're probably the same dirty f**kers who don't wash their hands.
This chap was wearing wooly gloves to handle his merchandise. Which in its own way was both disgusting and imressive.
Quote: Marc P @ March 10 2010, 8:59 AM GMTTO be fair Chip you had been in there waiting for half an hour wearing a WHAM Tee shirt.
I have to wash my hands thoroughly after shaking hands with a man. We do know that only about half of you bother to wash your hands after touching your penis...
Quote: chipolata @ March 10 2010, 9:05 AM GMTThis chap was wearing wooly gloves to handle his merchandise. Which in its own way was both disgusting and imressive.
Sounds like this chap has some forensic awareness.
Quote: EllieJP @ March 10 2010, 9:05 AM GMTI have to wash my hands thoroughly after shaking hands with a man. We do know that only about half of you bother to wash your hands after touching your penis...
Fortunately I have the brain illness that makes me wash my hands loads.
Quote: john lucas 101 @ March 10 2010, 8:58 AM GMTWhat is it with men who feel the need to talk to each other in public/work lavatories? They're probably the same dirty f**kers who don't wash their hands.
I hate it when you've just finished washing your hands and someone at the urinal starts talking to you. Are you supposed to turn and face the urinator or face away?
Quote: EllieJP @ March 10 2010, 9:05 AM GMTI have to wash my hands thoroughly after shaking hands with a man. We do know that only about half of you bother to wash your hands after touching your penis...
I'm touching it now!
Quote: Ben @ March 10 2010, 9:08 AM GMTI hate it when you've just finished washing your hands and someone at the urinal starts talking to you. Are you supposed to turn and face the urinator or face away?
I don't give the disgusting mongrels the time of day.
Quote: john lucas 101 @ March 10 2010, 9:07 AM GMTFortunately I have the brain illness that makes me wash my hands loads.
I have the brain illness that makes me clean loads. 
We is the same.
Quote: chipolata @ March 10 2010, 9:08 AM GMTI'm touching it now!
Where are you? Which hand are you typing with?
Quote: chipolata @ March 10 2010, 9:08 AM GMTI'm touching it now!
I had a dream I was touching Robert Webb's last night. 
Quote: EllieJP @ March 10 2010, 9:10 AM GMTI have the brain illness that makes me clean loads.
I salute you, brain illness sister. 
Quote: Ben @ March 10 2010, 9:10 AM GMTI had a dream I was touching Robert Webb's last night.
I don't know why, but I imagine his to be quite large.
Quote: john lucas 101 @ March 10 2010, 9:13 AM GMTI salute you, brain illness sister.
That's not me waving, but me cleaning a window.
Quote: EllieJP @ March 10 2010, 9:10 AM GMTI have the brain illness that makes me clean loads.
In the office. Using my left hand to type. That's why my p5ost's aren't cming thick and fst. And there's odd tpyo.
Quote: chipolata @ March 10 2010, 9:14 AM GMTI don't know why, but I imagine his to be quite large.
Me too.
Quote: chipolata @ March 10 2010, 9:17 AM GMTIn the office. Using my left hand to type. That's why my p5ost's aren't cming thick and fst. And there's odd tpyo.
I don't think any of us want anything of yours to come thick and fast. 