Quote: Dolly Dagger @ March 9 2010, 7:15 PM GMTProud parent moment. Just found out my 6 year old sung The Goodies Funky Gibbon song to the class today.
All the beatings have finally paid off! 
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Ellie wants to be The Last Woman Standing but doesn't have the immense strength those ladies do.
Quote: Ben @ March 9 2010, 9:54 PM GMTBen is planning to sneak into first class when he's certain there's no inspector on the train.
How can you be certain?
Quote: bigfella @ March 9 2010, 10:05 PM GMTHow can you be certain?
They usually come round fairly snappy. I should be certain by Stevenage.
Quote: EllieJP @ March 9 2010, 9:58 PM GMTEllie wants to be The Last Woman Standing but doesn't have the immense strength those ladies do.
What's that then? Some drinking competition?
Quote: Ben @ March 9 2010, 10:08 PM GMTWhat's that then? Some drinking competition?
No, it's BBC3 programme about these 5 girls who take part in really tough cultural challenges... i.e. buffulo racing, rafting, fighting, wrestling. It's ace.
Quote: EllieJP @ March 9 2010, 10:10 PM GMTNo, it's BBC3 programme about these 5 girls who take part in really tough cultural challenges... i.e. buffulo racing, rafting, fighting, wrestling. It's ace.
Do they fight and wrestle each other?
Yeah and others.
Quote: EllieJP @ March 9 2010, 9:58 PM GMTEllie wants to be The Last Woman Standing but doesn't have the immense strength those ladies do.
I've only seen the adverts, and it looks bloody scary. But quite cool.
Would be awesome if you did go on though! They must have try outs and stuff before you get on the show. Dooo it!
You should go on it too, zooo. It would be fun to see you and Ellie grappling.
Quote: zooo @ March 9 2010, 10:16 PM GMTI've only seen the adverts, and it looks bloody scary. But quite cool.
Would be awesome if you did go on though! They must have try outs and stuff before you get on the show. Dooo it!
I would no way be fit enough. These girls are semi-professionals in their field of training. Plus they seem to have no fear.
Oh yey. My housemate is having loud porno sex again. 
Ben appeared in a sketch earlier, but only the back of his head was visible. Still, at least I got a KitKat for my troubles.
Quote: sootyj @ March 9 2010, 8:57 PM GMTDaButt you should be more careful with your adress you're arsenal got delivered to me.
They actually sell plenty of pink pistols here in the States. Women like to carry them in their purses.
It's 80F/27C and gorgeous outside, so I'm going to grab some gloves, a trowel and a bottle of Pilsner Urquell and commit genocide on some weeds. This is the perfect time: the grass is still brown but the pesky weeds are bright green and practically begging to be decapitated.
Quote: Ben @ March 9 2010, 9:54 PM GMTBen is planning to sneak into first class when he's certain there's no inspector on the train.
I have tried on several occasions and I always get caught out!
Quote: Ben @ March 9 2010, 10:34 PM GMTBen appeared in a sketch earlier, but only the back of his head was visible. Still, at least I got a KitKat for my troubles.
You sure that was a sketch?
Quote: EllieJP @ March 9 2010, 10:24 PM GMTOh yey. My housemate is having loud porno sex again.
Chip's just had a stranger speaking to him at a urinal. Again! Chip hates having to make small talk when he's holding his penis. 
Quote: chipolata @ March 10 2010, 8:53 AM GMTChip's just had a stranger speaking to him at a urinal. Again! Chip hates having to make small talk when he's holding his penis.
What is it with men who feel the need to talk to each other in public/work lavatories? They're probably the same dirty f**kers who don't wash their hands.