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Ben should really go iron his shirt...

Quote: bigfella @ March 8 2010, 9:55 PM GMT

I prefer Pepsi...

Heathen.

Quote: Aaron @ March 8 2010, 11:50 PM GMT

Heaven.

I thought you liked coke?

Chip had an early morning haircut today. The hairdresser kept asking him whether he wanted a Number 2 or a Number 3 on the back of his head. Chip didn't have a clue what she was talking about and it made foir a very tense 15 minutes. Angry

I was woken up two hours before I needed to get up. That really annoys me.

Quote: chipolata @ March 9 2010, 9:30 AM GMT

The hairdresser kept asking him whether he wanted a Number 2 or a Number 3 on the back of his head.

I hope it washes out.

Quote: chipolata @ March 9 2010, 9:30 AM GMT

The hairdresser kept asking him whether he wanted a Number 2 or a Number 3 on the back of his head.

I have a number 2 on the back and sides. I'm not sure what the difference is between a 2 and a 3. Mere millimetres I expect.

Quote: Ben @ March 9 2010, 9:37 AM GMT

I have a number 2 on the back and sides. I'm not sure what the difference is between a 2 and a 3. Mere millimetres I expect.

The different guards for them on hair clippers look very different.

Ellie is busy.

Quote: EllieJP @ March 9 2010, 9:50 AM GMT

Ellie is busy.

I'd like to see you with a Number 2 cut.

In your dreams.

Quote: EllieJP @ March 9 2010, 9:55 AM GMT

In your dreams.

It didn't take long for you to turn on the Chipmeister General!

Quote: chipolata @ March 9 2010, 9:56 AM GMT

It didn't take long for you to turn on the Chipmeister General!

:|

Quote: EllieJP @ March 9 2010, 10:01 AM GMT

:|

Your :| has distressed me so much I'm off to do some work! Wave

Wave

Chip just had to endure some sarcasm about his new haircut. "Shipping out to Iraq, son?" said a man in a meeting I was just in. The wag.

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