Quote: chipolata @ March 9 2010, 9:24 AM GMT>_<
I'm under that much stress at work I don't know whether I'm coming or going!
Is Chip coming or going - there's only one way to find out....Fight!!!
(See, I could have gone down the obvious route and done some remark about cum.)
Quote: john lucas 101 @ March 9 2010, 10:00 AM GMT(See, I could have gone down the obvious route and done some remark about cum.)
I'm very grateful you stayed out of the cum.
Quote: chipolata @ March 9 2010, 10:01 AM GMTI'm very grateful you stayed out of the cum.
Exactly. I cum out the cum. And into the light.
Let's mop up the cum talk now. My mum looks at this site periodically to see what her son's up to. I don't want her to see his birthday thread descending into a cum bath.
Quote: chipolata @ March 9 2010, 10:19 AM GMTLet's mop up the cum talk now. My mum looks at this site periodically to see what her son's up to. I don't want her to see his birthday thread descending into a cum bath.
You're quite right. I've cum off topic now as well.
How was your birthday? I gather you did absolute bugger all for it! Good lad!
Quote: john lucas 101 @ March 9 2010, 10:22 AM GMTHow was your birthday? I gather you did absolute bugger all for it! Good lad!
Watching The Office double bill was the highlight. Closely followed by taking a picture of my cat looking a bit like Chairman Mao.
Quote: chipolata @ March 9 2010, 10:32 AM GMTWatching The Office double bill was the highlight. Closely followed by taking a picture of my cat looking a bit like Chairman Mao.
The Office was the highlight of my night, too. And it wasn't even my birthday! I didn't do any cat pictures though.
Quote: chipolata @ March 9 2010, 10:32 AM GMTa picture of my cat looking a bit like Chairman Mao.
Don't you mean.... Chairman Meow?
Hope you enjoyed your birthday present, Chip, because that was it.
Woot! Woot! Happy Birthday Chip!
Happy Birthday Chipolata
Kathryn Bigelow won an Oscar
Anyone else think she looks a bit like Liz Hurley?
I know she's nearly sixty, but you would
Something about exploding inside her hurt locker and such
Have a great time sir!
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ March 9 2010, 11:01 AM GMTWoot! Woot! Happy Birthday Chip!
Happy Birthday Chipolata
Kathryn Bigelow won an Oscar
Anyone else think she looks a bit like Liz Hurley?
I know she's nearly sixty, but you would
Something about exploding inside her hurt locker and suchHave a great time sir!
Thank you...although it was yesterday. And yes, Bigelow is pretty hot. 
Quote: chipolata @ March 9 2010, 10:32 AM GMTWatching The Office double bill was the highlight. Closely followed by taking a picture of my cat looking a bit like Chairman Mao.
Can we please seeee?
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ March 9 2010, 11:01 AM GMTWoot! Woot! Happy Birthday Chip!
Happy Birthday Chipolata
Kathryn Bigelow won an Oscar
Anyone else think she looks a bit like Liz Hurley?
I know she's nearly sixty, but you would
Something about exploding inside her hurt locker and suchHave a great time sir!
Yay, I've been waiting for The Renegade Poem.
Quote: zooo @ March 9 2010, 11:54 AM GMTCan we please seeee?
I'll post it later in the week. Give the BCG something to look forward to other than the possible return of Tim Walker.
Woo!
Belated birthday wishes. Sounds like you had quite the night.
And oh, how my heart sank when I saw the obsequious bastard Lucas had started this thread.
Quote: Rob H @ March 10 2010, 7:26 PM GMTAnd oh, how my heart sank when I saw the obsequious bastard Lucas had started this thread.
My heart leapt! The Iceman has thawed, I thought! Pinochio has become a real boy at last! And it was quite a night, I just wish I could remember more of it!