*tickles Rob H*
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Yes well if you do breach that line in curiosity I am sure you will be paying a far harsher fine. Posh and arty is nice to look at, but, beware touching, lest you want to be crushed, withered and humiliated.
Quote: Alfred J Kipper @ March 6 2010, 12:06 PM GMTYes well if you do breach that line in curiosity I am sure you will be paying a far harsher fine. Posh and arty is nice to look at, but, beware touching, lest you want to be crushed, withered and humiliated.
I'll be ok. I've made an art out of looking and not touching.
Quote: Ben @ March 6 2010, 12:05 PM GMT*tickles John Lucas*
Quote: Ben @ March 6 2010, 12:06 PM GMTI'll be ok. I've made an art out of looking and not touching.
Chip's right: you really are quite the voyeur. 
Which brings me back to the efficaciousness of dating sites, I joined one to do a bit more touching and a bit less looking, but it just accentuated the status quo.
Quote: Nogget @ March 3 2010, 9:20 AM GMTI've done Ellie's "being nice" thing twice within a week now, and it simply delays the inevitable, because you've got to let them down at some point.
Thankfully, third time lucky.
Quote: Rob H @ March 6 2010, 12:03 PM GMT
You knows it.
Here's a free one.
Well I met my current girlfriend on a dating site and I don't mind saying it's going amazingly well. I am a bit of a stud though 
I think it helped we both sort of joined for the same reason. All out friends were pretty much in relationships and got fed up of being the guy/girl being dragged along. Anyhoo it took three dates and bingo!
Of course we're both completely desperate and ordering a beer in last chance saloon. It's what you'd call a motivated relationship
Quote: roscoff @ March 9 2010, 12:22 AM GMTWell I met my current girlfriend on a dating site and I don't mind saying it's going amazingly well. I am a bit of a stud though
I think it helped we both sort of joined for the same reason. All out friends were pretty much in relationships and got fed up of being the guy/girl being dragged along. Anyhoo it took three dates and bingo!
Of course we're both completely desperate and ordering a beer in last chance saloon. It's what you'd call a motivated relationship
Ah, the Joy of Settling. Something we all come to taste sooner or later.
Quote: chipolata @ March 9 2010, 9:35 AM GMTAh, the Joy of Settling. Something we all come to taste sooner or later.
You're not confusing 'settling' with 'smegma' are you?
You played bingo on your dates or you gave her one? Hope it's the latter. Three dates is just right I think, one for her to pretend she's not after sex, one for you to pretend you respect her as a friend, and one more to say 'Right that's out of the way, now let's get shagging.' (Can I say that word at this time of the morning btw? Thank you.)
Awwwwww Roscoff.... I've lost you to a lovely lady!
Quote: EllieJP @ March 9 2010, 9:42 AM GMTAwwwwww Roscoff.... I've lost you to a lovely lady!
Ellie, I will always be the left pink testicle in your avatar and the guy outside your window with the night vision goggles. That's me, stood next to Sooty/Renegade/Nogget/Kipper/Ben/Aaron and Princess Michael of Kent.