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Quote: bigfella @ March 8 2010, 7:20 PM GMT

I did a classic bit of stuttering on my Benjmin Franklin quote

"I am in the prime of senility"? Pleased

Quote: PhQnix @ March 8 2010, 9:45 AM GMT

Stiiiill. We should have a week where we all have pirate hats on, though after we're done with the Ellie trend of course! :D

We sell a Jack Sparrow tri-corner at work. Pleased

Robyn feels a bit queasy but is trudging through.

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ March 8 2010, 8:00 PM GMT

Robyn feels a bit queasy

Preggerz.

Not agaaaain! Eh?

Quote: zooo @ March 8 2010, 7:27 PM GMT

Was it like an interview?

It was!

Leading me down the path he wanted me to go down.

Quote: chipolata @ March 8 2010, 7:52 PM GMT

"I am in the prime of senility"? Pleased

"The man who does things makes mistakes, but he never makes the biggest mistake of all, doing nothing!" Benjamin Franklin.

Just had a job interview over the phone. Interviews make me nervous, I wish I had taken some meth to calm the nerves.

Why not a smidgen of coke and heroin while you're at it!

I prefer Pepsi...

Quote: zooo @ March 8 2010, 9:44 PM GMT

Why not a smidgen of coke and heroin while you're at it!

Don't be silly
It's Valium for interviews, Coke & Heroin for your induction.

I feel such a fool!

Ben is gearing up for his next big acting role. He is to play 'Office Extra' in a viral sketch tomorrow.

I'll be playing CLostridium in a viral infection.

Arf arf!

Actually some of my gags will be turning up in the Ham and High.

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ March 8 2010, 4:30 PM GMT

I just bought myself a limited edition Paul&Joe Alice in Wonderland mini beauty set for my collection.

That is sooo cute.

There's loads of lovely Alice things in the shops at the moment. I was quite surprised to see that most of it wasn't from the 'Burton Brand'.

Quote: sootyj @ March 8 2010, 10:03 PM GMT

I'll be playing CLostridium in a viral infection.

I'd rather see you play an organ, sootyJ, but that's an entirely different can of worms. Or boa-constrictors if you believe others.

Quote: Ben @ March 8 2010, 10:05 PM GMT

I'd rather see you play my organ, sootyJ, but that's an entirely different can of worms. Or boa-constrictors if you believe others.

You ain't getting the video sweetie!

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