It's really cold still. Wrap up warm!
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Quote: EllieJP @ March 8 2010, 8:51 AM GMTOoooh I should bring that one out again. It's quite old though.
Stiiiill. We should have a week where we all have pirate hats on, though after we're done with the Ellie trend of course! 
Chip's off to ring his mom so he can learn more of his dad's plans to buy a static caravan in Wales.
Ooh, a caravan. Maybe next year you can celebrate your birthday in style!
Quote: DaButt @ March 8 2010, 3:43 AM GMTIt'll take longer for him to smash my window and unlock the door than it will for me to grab a pistol and shoot him in the face. It's not easy to drag an unwilling person from a car.
Make sure it's not some absent minded old lady trying to get in the wrong car, before you pump her face full of bullets. 
(That happened to my dad. Some guy got in, sat down, put on his seatbelt and said 'what are you waiting for?' before realising he wasn't in his girlfriend's car.)
Terriable stomach ache today!
Quote: bigfella @ March 8 2010, 12:04 PM GMTTerriable stomach ache today!
Oh no! By the way, get a new avatar pic up! Not of your poorly stomach! 
Going to get a new sandwich toaster today. Oh, the joy!
Quote: EllieJP @ March 8 2010, 12:10 PM GMTOh no! By the way, get a new avatar pic up!
I'm undercover at the moment.
And I'm cold.
Got the plauge.
And my email is playing up!
Bad day hey?
Just being miserable.
I'm good at it.
Quote: zooo @ March 8 2010, 11:53 AM GMTOoh, a caravan. Maybe next year you can celebrate your birthday in style!
You're mocking me, but that's okay. If Chipolata Snr buys a caravan, that's only about 30K of my inheritence gone. If he goes the whole hog and buys a house, that's all of my inheritence tied up in property I don't want. Not that I see Chip Snr as nothing more than a big wallet. 
Aw. I actually quite like caravans. They are fun.
Well they were when I was 5, anyway.
Wow, there's a Chip Snr...
Wonder what he's like!
Quote: zooo @ March 8 2010, 12:47 PM GMTWow, there's a Chip Snr... Wonder what he's like!
Like a clapped-out knackered version of Chip Jnr!
John Lucas signing in, working like a f**king idiot. I really am a massive cock-end.
Quote: john lucas 101 @ March 8 2010, 2:04 PM GMTJohn Lucas signing in, working like a f**king idiot. I really am a massive cock-end.
You need to find an even more massive cock-end to delegate to. It's what I do.