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You grew up in a very different culture in many ways Dabutt. Personally, I'm glad guns are illegal here, I'd hate to think of more and more people owning them. I'm almost thirty and have never really seen a gun, apart from the odd Police Officer.

Actually, that's not true; when I was eleven my friend had a gun that shot out little chunks of potatoe; we shot a guy who was cleaning his windows and ran off. It was pretty cool.

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ March 7 2010, 7:39 PM GMT

Sure did! :)

Awwwwww I like that photo.

Quote: Matthew Stott @ March 7 2010, 7:43 PM GMT

I'd hate to think of more and more people owning them.

I just can't understand why that would worry someone; it's not as if possession of a firearm turns a rational person into a raving murderer. I'm sure your neighbors have a kitchen drawer filled with sharp knives that are every bit as lethal as a gun, but I doubt you lose much sleep over Mrs. Henderson's paring knives or Mr. Smith's axe.

Quote: DaButt @ March 7 2010, 7:56 PM GMT

I just can't understand why that would worry someone;

And I can't understand why it wouldn't worry someone! :D Different people, different ideas, different cultures.

Quote: EllieJP @ March 7 2010, 1:14 PM GMT

Oh and is also attempting a 10 mile run along the Thames.

Do you think you're Jesus?

Quote: DaButt @ March 7 2010, 4:26 PM GMT

Aren't you folks s'posed to be using the metric system?

Not for distances. And we shun the evil dictatorial EU-imposed restrictions anyway.

Quote: Matthew Stott @ March 7 2010, 7:58 PM GMT

And I can't understand why it wouldn't worry someone! :D Different people, different ideas, different cultures.

Indeed!

Quote: Paul W @ March 7 2010, 4:38 PM GMT

That a standard 9mm? And I want to do some shooting but the nearest I can get to that in my area is clay pigeon shooting with a bunch of tweed wearing awesomes with shotguns.

Better.

Quote: Aaron @ March 7 2010, 8:11 PM GMT

Do you think you're Jesus?

I meant alongside... Angry

Quote: EllieJP @ March 7 2010, 6:21 PM GMT

Ellie is having a Come Dine With Me marathon afternoon. :)

At 6:21, surely it's become evening?

I think I'd put a gun to my head if subjected to that kind of horror.

Quote: sootyj @ March 7 2010, 7:10 PM GMT

This doesn't make me as sympathetic as it shoudl.

"Look at me I'm working on my screenplay, stealing the wifi, generally being a cock and using the one nice sofa!"

Indeed. Those kind of people really should be shot themselves, and have their possessions taken.

Quote: EllieJP @ March 7 2010, 6:56 PM GMT

You can come over for dinner... I've got cold pasta bake in the fridge. Rose wine please! :)

Rosé wine and cold pasta bake. Surely the sign of a lady of luxury...

Errr

Quote: Aaron @ March 7 2010, 8:19 PM GMT

I think I'd put a gun to my head if subjected to that kind of horror.

Ask me in about 2 weeks and I'll be able to help you out.

Don't be an enabler!

The trouble with guns is that until they can invent a gun with fingerprint recognition in the trigger, they can be just as deadly to the owner.

You not only have to know how to use a gun properly but you have to be sure that your fighting reflexes are better than those of the assailant, to prevent him distracting you and then wresting the gun from you.

Awww Bill. We have an avatar too.

Laughing out loud

How many will there be by the end...

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