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I was mad at the guy for bringing a (highly illegal concealed) pistol along, but it saved our wallets and perhaps our lives that day. He was a Vietnam vet who never really got used to walking around unarmed.

Quote: sootyj @ March 7 2010, 5:32 PM GMT

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/starbucks-sticks-to-its-guns-1917642.html

Open carry is often outlawed if a state issues concealed carry permits. Here in Texas it's easy to get a concealed permit, but open carry is illegal.

Cities like Chicago and DC which don't allow handguns have some of the highest crime and homicide rates in the country. Hmmm ...

Ellie is having a Come Dine With Me marathon afternoon. :)

Quote: EllieJP @ March 7 2010, 6:21 PM GMT

Ellie is having a Come Dine With Me marathon afternoon. :)

Are you inviting us over for dinner? What kind of wine should I bring?

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Lefty that I am if there was open carry in the UK I'd want one of these, need a mortgage though...

And Ellie if all your serving is snickers you'll get about 4.

I am amused by the idea of shootouts in Starbucks.

Put the biscotti down motherf**ker.

Quote: DaButt @ March 7 2010, 6:47 PM GMT

Are you inviting us over for dinner? What kind of wine should I bring?

You can come over for dinner... I've got cold pasta bake in the fridge. Rose wine please! :)

Quote: sootyj @ March 7 2010, 6:50 PM GMT

And Ellie if all your serving is snickers you'll get about 4.

I'll give you a glass of pasta and some cheese too.

Quote: sootyj @ March 7 2010, 6:50 PM GMT

I am amused by the idea of shootouts in Starbucks.

There have been several over the years and snatch-and-grab laptop thefts are becoming an epidemic in some areas. That will probably change if people are packing.

It wasn't a Starbucks, but it was only 2 or 3 months ago that 4 police officers were killed in a Seattle coffee shop.

Quote: EllieJP @ March 7 2010, 6:56 PM GMT

You can come over for dinner... I've got cold pasta bake in the fridge. Rose wine please! :)

You're on. And I won't even buy the wine from the tramp & hobo section of the wine store.

Quote: DaButt @ March 7 2010, 7:02 PM GMT

You're on. And I won't even buy the wine from the tramp & hobo section of the wine store.

I feel very pleased about this. :)

Quote: DaButt @ March 7 2010, 7:02 PM GMT

There have been several over the years and snatch-and-grab laptop thefts are becoming an epidemic in some areas. That will probably change if people are packing.

This doesn't make me as sympathetic as it shoudl.

"Look at me I'm working on my screenplay, stealing the wifi, generally being a cock and using the one nice sofa!"

You got one free capuccino with a coupon off the internet you mooching motherf**ker!

Blood on the biscotti

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Quote: sootyj @ March 7 2010, 7:10 PM GMT
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I've consumed 4 of the 5. Sick

Quote: DaButt @ March 7 2010, 7:13 PM GMT

I've consumed 4 of the 5. Sick

In one session?

And which is the one you're waiting on?

I think I have had 2 or 3. But the nature of the beast makes it hard to recall...

Quote: EllieJP @ March 7 2010, 7:16 PM GMT

In one session?

During a brief portion of my teenage years.

Quote: sootyj @ March 7 2010, 7:17 PM GMT

And which is the one you're waiting on?

I don't recall Cisco being available back then.

Robyn is not looking forward to tomorrow. Unimpressed

Whats tomorrow?

Quote: EllieJP @ March 7 2010, 5:04 PM GMT

Oooh you joined in too? :)

Sure did! :)

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