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Poor Ben.

Nooooooooooooooooooo!
Step away from the keyboard.

You do make me chuckle, zooo!

Just helped a neighbor lift a 500-pound wooden play house over a 6-foot fence. Even with 6 of us lifting it wasn't easy and I was nearly crushed. We came within 6 inches of smashing the other neighbor's window, too.

Beer tonight, backache tomorrow.

Cooked a massive dinner today and moved a pile of furniture around in an attempt to make our home more livable. I see your backache Randy and raise you 3 smooshed toes.

Ellie is laughing at the Ellie avatars. Laughing out loud

Oh and is also attempting a 10 mile run along the Thames.

Come Eastwards, and maybe we can see you run past our house.
And laugh at your red sweaty face.
:)

Spurred on by Renegade Carpark's recommendation and a surplus of cash in my pocket thanks to my tax refund, I just ordered one of these online. Whee!

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Quote: zooo @ March 7 2010, 2:04 PM GMT

Come Eastwards, and maybe we can see you run past our house.
And laugh at your red sweaty face.
:)

I went West in the end. 9.62 miles.

Quote: EllieJP @ March 7 2010, 4:24 PM GMT

I went West in the end. 9.62 miles.

Nice work, that's 9.62 miles more than I've run since leaving the Army 20 years ago.

Aren't you folks s'posed to be using the metric system?

Not that I've been told.

Nice gun DaButt... what you shooting with that?

Quote: EllieJP @ March 7 2010, 4:28 PM GMT

Nice gun DaButt... what you shooting with that?

Anyone or anything that comes between me and my plans for world domination. Pirate

(That translates to paper targets and annoying door-to-door salesmen.)

Quote: DaButt @ March 7 2010, 4:24 PM GMT

Spurred on by Renegade Carpark's recommendation and a surplus of cash in my pocket thanks to my tax refund, I just ordered one of these online. Whee!

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*Foolishly pretending he knows what he's talking about*

That a standard 9mm? And I want to do some shooting but the nearest I can get to that in my area is clay pigeon shooting with a bunch of twead wearing twats with shotguns.

Quote: DaButt @ March 7 2010, 4:31 PM GMT

Anyone or anything that comes between me and my plans for world domination. Pirate

(That translates to paper targets and annoying door-to-door salesmen.)

But, do you actually use it, or wait for that person to break into your house?

Do you lock it up? Do you keep it "full"?

I think that's probably a good thing, Paul. :)

Yikes at scary gun.

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