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What site are you using? If you are going for the seedier end of the market, yes you may well get ripped off, and in terms of anyone you might meet, it is going to be very much at your own risk.

Yes seedy, that's my kind of thing. The other sites may be more trustworthy but I really don't want to meet a quiet librarian from Berkshire who's looking for her Mr D'Arcy.

But those are the types who always turn out to be really dirty in bed...

Quote: zooo @ March 6 2010, 11:46 AM GMT

But those are the types who always turn out to be really dirty in bed...

Sometimes that's true. Sadly, sometimes that 'repressed nymphette look' is just 'repressed'.

Aw, shame. :(

Quote: zooo @ March 6 2010, 11:52 AM GMT

Aw, shame. :(

Imagine how I felt. What a waste of duct tape and chloroform that was.

Quote: zooo @ March 6 2010, 11:46 AM GMT

But those are the types who always turn out to be really dirty in bed...

I can see you being a librarian, zooo.

Quote: zooo @ March 6 2010, 11:46 AM GMT

But those are the types who always turn out to be really dirty in bed...

From my experience of a quiet librarian type, it's only because she's eating chocolate biscuits in bed while reading a novel. I've found ice under fire but I still have never yet found fire under ice, so I regard that notion a bit of a cruel myth.

There's a couple of young assistants at my local library who are quite sexy. They're all posh and arty.

I'm keeping my distance at the moment, though, as I have a fine to pay.

I owe several local boroughs enough money in fines to rescue Portsmouth FC. :(

Quote: Ben @ March 6 2010, 11:54 AM GMT

I can see you being a librarian, zooo.

:)
I would freakin' LOVE to be a librarian.

Quote: Rob H @ March 6 2010, 12:01 PM GMT

I owe several local boroughs enough money in fines to rescue Portsmouth FC. :(

Drunk and disorderly fines?

Quote: zooo @ March 6 2010, 12:02 PM GMT

:)
I would freakin' LOVE to be a librarian.

We all need our dreams.

Quote: Alfred J Kipper @ March 6 2010, 11:25 AM GMT

Yes seedy, that's my kind of thing. The other sites may be more trustworthy but I really don't want to meet a quiet librarian from Berkshire who's looking for her Mr D'Arcy.

Quote: zooo @ March 6 2010, 11:46 AM GMT

But those are the types who always turn out to be really dirty in bed...

Quote: zooo @ March 6 2010, 12:02 PM GMT

:)
I would freakin' LOVE to be a librarian.

;) Smarmy

Oops.

Quote: Ben @ March 6 2010, 12:02 PM GMT

Drunk and disorderly fines?

Library fines. I sir, am frequently drunk, but rarely disorderly.

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