Quote: chipolata @ March 4 2010, 5:53 PM GMTLearn how to whittle. Then whittle.
That's awesome! I'll whittle you a "Special" toy.
How Do I Slack Off Now?! Page 2
You could always just get on with you job, young man!
Quote: sglen @ March 4 2010, 6:30 PM GMTerm, you mean...
Work in an office with other people? Stare at them blankly while you slowly unzip and zip-up your flies. For hours.
OR, do something massively complex yet pointless. Like this that one of my brother's friends did at work:
http://www.catsinparis.org/2010/a-capella-version-of-the-one-for-some-reason/
The site scared after about 6 seconds so I turned it off and went back to your first suggestion...
Quote: Ben @ March 5 2010, 1:58 PM GMTYou could always just get on with you job, young man!
First Bigfella now you, what's going on? We've come out of the recession now it's all good!
I do actually work very hard I sometimes have 30 minutes spare during my "Lunch" where I'm bored like now for instance.
But I'm sorted now: http://uk.ebid.net/perl/auction.cgi?mo=auction&auction=14049181&from=googlebase
Quote: Paul W @ March 5 2010, 2:00 PM GMTI do actually work very hard I sometimes have 30 minutes spare during my "Lunch" where I'm bored like now for instance.
I get to go home at lunchtimes!
Quote: Ben @ March 5 2010, 2:04 PM GMTI get to go home at lunchtimes!
I used to go home for lunch at junior school. It was excellent, like a hometime in the middle of the day.
Quote: chipolata @ March 5 2010, 2:19 PM GMTI used to go home for lunch at junior school. It was excellent, like a hometime in the middle of the day.
I remember, at secondary school, I went round my mate's house to drink Sherry and Port one lunchtime. It was Christmas after all.
Was your mate Dot Cotton?
Quote: zooo @ March 5 2010, 2:34 PM GMTWas your mate Dot Cotton?
Ahhhh, zooo! Will I ever tire of your acerbic tongue?
I don't think so.
We never had the opportunity to leave school for lunch, but I think that's because American teens are so mobile. All but 7 or 8 kids in my graduating class didn't have cars. So, we were all locked in the lunchroom and were overseen by a burly lady that should have been a prison strip-search matron.
Paul's looking very handsome these days, ain't he?
Quote: Ben @ March 5 2010, 2:54 PM GMTPaul's looking very handsome these days, ain't he?
I was going to say that.
On a scale of one to Ben I'd give him a 7
Quote: AndreaLynne @ March 5 2010, 2:53 PM GMToverseen by a burly lady that should have been a prison strip-search matron.
That sounds quite a turn on. Except for the burly bit.
Quote: Ben @ March 5 2010, 2:54 PM GMTPaul's looking very handsome these days, ain't he?
And I'm changing my avatar.
(But thanks you're a bit of alright too 
)
You big tease!