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It's fine if you're going for the right reason. A lot of men go to get a shag.

Quote: Ben @ March 5 2010, 2:10 PM GMT

What are people's views on those sort of events?

Sausage fest. International house of sausage.

Quote: EllieJP @ March 5 2010, 2:17 PM GMT

It's fine if you're going for the right reason. A lot of men go to get a shag.

What's wrong with that exactly?

I would imagine it all being massively awkward. Well I would be anyway knowing everyone there is waiting for you to perform and be nice and charming etc...*Shudder*

Quote: EllieJP @ March 5 2010, 2:17 PM GMT

It's fine if you're going for the right reason. A lot of men go to get a shag.

Men?! Never!

Quote: Gavin @ March 5 2010, 2:21 PM GMT

I would imagine it all being massively awkward.

I imagine the bar takes quite a hammering at these things.

Quote: Ben @ March 5 2010, 2:24 PM GMT

I imagine the bar takes quite a hammering at these things.

Of course, it's all so clear now... I'll make Clown Chowder a dating event!

Quote: David Bussell @ March 5 2010, 2:29 PM GMT

Of course, it's all so clear now... I'll make Clown Chowder a dating event!

Colour me there!

Quote: EllieJP @ March 5 2010, 2:17 PM GMT

It's fine if you're going for the right reason. A lot of men go to get a shag.

What is this 'shag' of which you speak? I no understandy.

Quote: john lucas 101 @ March 5 2010, 2:31 PM GMT

What is this 'shag' of which you speak? I no understandy.

I believe it's a type of bird.

Quote: Ben @ March 5 2010, 2:33 PM GMT

I believe it's a type of bird.

It's a type of rug.

Quote: Ben @ March 5 2010, 2:33 PM GMT

I believe it's a type of bird.

Ah. Dee 'Shag' is a bird and not, as I thought, the 'Rumpley Pumpley'. Eez good.

Quote: john lucas 101 @ March 5 2010, 2:38 PM GMT

Ah. Dee 'Shag' is a bird and not, as I thought, the 'Rumpley Pumpley'. Eez good.

The old 'how's your father' etc.

Quote: john lucas 101 @ March 5 2010, 2:38 PM GMT

Ah. Dee 'Shag' is a bird and not, as I thought, the 'Rumpley Pumpley'. Eez good.

Are you well shaggable, John?

Quote: Ben @ March 5 2010, 2:40 PM GMT

The old 'how's your father' etc.

Ah, yes, the old, er, sexual f**king and that. Disgusting.

Quote: chipolata @ March 5 2010, 2:42 PM GMT

Are you well shaggable, John?

No mate, I'm total bollocks.

Quote: john lucas 101 @ March 5 2010, 2:44 PM GMT

No mate, I'm total bollocks.

That's why then, you're meant to use your cock.

Quote: EllieJP @ March 5 2010, 2:17 PM GMT

It's fine if you're going for the right reason. A lot of men go to get a shag.

someone I knew did that and he cleaned up. He's a weedy little f**ker too.

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