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Only managed 7.8k last night. My knees are really playing up. :(

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ March 5 2010, 9:48 AM GMT

Only managed 7.8k last night. My knees are really playing up. :(

As well as doing your knees in, running also damages the face and breasts. All that bouncing up and down ain't good!

I couldn't run that far, I was on an eliptical trainer, so it's more like ski-ing or cycling. And I always wear a very good sports bra. :

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ March 5 2010, 9:57 AM GMT

And I always wear a very good sports bra. :

On your face as well? Eh?

I was replanting one of my window boxes yesterday when I found a monkey nut buried in the soil and recalled a squirrel that had been acting suspiciously in the area.

Quote: David Bussell @ March 5 2010, 10:06 AM GMT

I was replanting one of my window boxes yesterday when I found a monkey nut buried in the soil and recalled a squirrel that had been acting suspiciously in the area.

Don't monkey lay monkey nuts like eggs? I thought that's where baby monkeys came from/.

Quote: chipolata @ March 5 2010, 10:06 AM GMT

On your face as well? Eh?

Oh, there's no hope for my face. That's always been odd.

Quote: chipolata @ March 5 2010, 9:54 AM GMT

As well as doing your knees in, running also damages the face and breasts. All that bouncing up and down ain't good!

I agree. :(

Bouncing

*tee hee*

Quote: EllieJP @ March 5 2010, 10:14 AM GMT

I agree. :(

Your face looks okay, so it must be your t*ts that are f***ed! :)

Quote: chipolata @ March 5 2010, 10:21 AM GMT

Your face looks okay, so it must be your t*ts that are f***ed! :)

You wish.

Quote: john lucas 101 @ March 5 2010, 10:22 AM GMT

You wish.

Yes, probably! :)

Quote: chipolata @ March 5 2010, 10:21 AM GMT

Your face looks okay, so it must be your t*ts that are f***ed! :)

They're not f**ked, they're just not as big as they used to be! :(

Quote: EllieJP @ March 5 2010, 10:33 AM GMT

They're not f**ked, they're just not as big as they used to be! :(

:O

They're firm and bouncy, though? Not soft and saggy?

Quote: chipolata @ March 5 2010, 10:34 AM GMT

:O

They're firm and bouncy, though? Not soft and saggy?

I don't know why I'm asking, I could always just look down! Unimpressed

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