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Dating sites Page 19

Quote: Paul W @ October 14 2009, 2:02 PM BST

Your anal virginity to a man call Russ?

Well, maybe; but only if he picks up the restaurant tab.

Quote: EllieJP @ October 14 2009, 2:47 PM BST

until I met my boyfriend on a dating website. Before I met him, I went on some great dates with others guys and one guy is now one of my best friends in London. :)

This is something which I've found, too. They shouldn't really be called 'dating' sites because there are a lot of people there who you'd like to get to know, but not romantically.

Ellie, how did you manage to go from 'dating' to being best friends? I assume you were initially interested in romance, but managed to steer a different course?

We just didn't have a romantic spark but we got on great and have hung out ever since (well after we got over the awkward bit).

If you meet someone for a date and they turn out to be a moose, what's the best comedy way to escape quickly?

You HAVE to stay for that one drink at least. It's very unfair to just leave immediatly. Then say very politely "well I'd best be getting off, lovely to meet you." Do NOT mention another date, and avoid saying things like "I'll call, or text".

Also, DO NOT DRINK MORE TILL SHE "SHALLOW HALS" IT AND BECOMES HOT.

Isn't that the problem with dating sites? The dates are blind. At least with meeting people at work etc, you know if you fancy them before a date.

I went on a date once where the girl literally ran off to her ex-boyfriend. To make matters worse, I was staying at hers that night as she lived some distance from me. It meant I had to go back home with her 'adopted' mum and dad.

Quote: Ben @ March 3 2010, 8:51 AM GMT

I went on a date once where the girl literally ran off to her ex-boyfriend. To make matters worse, I was staying at hers that night as she lived some distance from me. It meant I had to go back home with her 'adopted' mum and dad.

:O

Quote: Ben @ March 3 2010, 8:51 AM GMT

I went on a date once where the girl literally ran off to her ex-boyfriend.

I would never run from you Ben.

Quote: EllieJP @ March 3 2010, 8:35 AM GMT

You HAVE to stay for that one drink at least. It's very unfair to just leave immediatly.

It's also unfair if their photo and/or description was somewhat misleading. I mean, it's one thing to use a photo which shows your best side, but quite another to use one that's about 10 years old. Which is what I sat through last week.

This week, after specifically asking if my date looked noticeably different to the rather vague photo, I was surprised to find that this person, who says they spend so much time at the gym, was shaped like a sumo. I suppose Sumos do go to a gym... Did she not imagine that this might be of interest to people?

Ben, were you, like, 13 when this happened to you? At least it makes for a good anecdote.

Quote: Nogget @ March 3 2010, 9:05 AM GMT

It's also unfair if their photo and/or description was somewhat misleading. I mean, it's one thing to use a photo which shows your best side, but quite another to use one that's about 10 years old. Which is what I sat through last week.

This week, after specifically asking if my date looked noticeably different to the rather vague photo, I was surprised to find that this person, who says they spend so much time at the gym, was shaped like a sumo. I suppose Sumos do go to a gym... Did she not imagine that this might be of interest to people?

Yeah that's pretty crap. But maybe she felt she's never going to get a date looking the way she does, and thought she might try and get a date and then wow you with her personailty.

When I was on dating sites a couple of years ago, I made sure I put up some natural photos taken by the other people so that there was no suprises about my body shape. I'm 2.5 stone lighter now though, so would probably cringe at the photos from then, but at least I was truthful!

Nogget, show a little compassion. There are worse things than spending an hour with somebody's who's misrepresented themselves on a dating site.

Quote: chipolata @ March 3 2010, 9:12 AM GMT

Nogget, show a little compassion.

Nah, if they've lied and wasted your time, you've every right to feel put out.

Quote: chipolata @ March 3 2010, 9:12 AM GMT

Nogget, show a little compassion. There are worse things than spending an hour with somebody's who's misrepresented themselves on a dating site.

By that logic, I should have compassion for a mugger, because at least he's not a murderer.

I've done Ellie's "being nice" thing twice within a week now, and it simply delays the inevitable, because you've got to let them down at some point. In fact, it feels a bit cowardly to wait until later to do it.

Quote: Matthew Stott @ March 3 2010, 9:19 AM GMT

Nah, if they've lied and wasted your time, you've every right to feel put out.

Laughing out loud Laughing out loud Stott for Prime minister!

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