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You wouldn't leave of your own accord... you'd be forced out Chip.

Quote: EllieJP @ March 2 2010, 11:49 AM GMT

You wouldn't leave of your own accord... you'd be forced out Chip.

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Who said that?

Quote: EllieJP @ March 2 2010, 11:49 AM GMT

You wouldn't leave of your own accord... you'd be forced out Chip.

Like a stubborn poo?

...I was just about to have something to eat.

Maybe I'll wait a while.

Quote: zooo @ March 2 2010, 1:32 PM GMT

...I was just about to have something to eat.

Maybe I'll wait a while.

You got a stubborn poo as well?

Ha!

Not as yet. Maybe later.

TTPYO: Having a higher workload because they decided to promote someone in my office and not replace him... Clever bastards...

Quote: Aaron @ March 2 2010, 1:30 PM GMT

Like a stubborn poo?

Laughing out loud

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ March 2 2010, 11:32 AM GMT

6Music is going.

How terribly short-sighted of them.

Number 5 in their 'Five Editorial BBC Priorities' is '2. Inspiring knowledge, music and culture', a remit which 6 music does seem to fill pretty bloody well.

I'm now a freak without a freakzone. Bah.

I can't stand conversations with taxi drivers.

Quote: Ben @ March 2 2010, 3:09 PM GMT

I can't stand conversations

I hear you, brother.

How did you ensnare your ladyfriend, Chip? Was it just a quick flash of those washboard abs or what?

Quote: Ben @ March 2 2010, 3:09 PM GMT

I can't stand conversations with taxi drivers.

Or when your getting your hair cut. That annoys me. It annoys me even more if the people next to me are chatting away, then I feel I should put more effort into chatting to the person who's cutting my hair, but then I think 'Why should I? I don't want to talk to them'. A viscious circle.

Quote: Matthew Stott @ March 2 2010, 3:28 PM GMT

Or when your getting your hair cut. That annoys me. It annoys me even more if the people next to me are chatting away, then I feel I should put more effort into chatting to the person who's cutting my hair, but then I think 'Why should I? I don't want to talk to them'. A viscious circle.

I'm like that. I hate small talk.

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