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Captions Competition - Up for it? Page 17

Quote: bigfella @ February 25 2010, 10:52 PM GMT

Look! When you said we were nipping to the half moon for a pint....

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Quote: bigfella @ February 25 2010, 10:52 PM GMT

Look! When you said we were nipping to the half moon for a pint....

Laughing out loud

Quote: bigfella @ February 25 2010, 10:52 PM GMT

Look! When you said we were nipping to the half moon for a pint....

We often forget to name winners in this particular 'competition'
But you're winning so far BF.

Quote: Timbo @ February 25 2010, 10:36 PM GMT
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The Cheshire cat was getting fed up with the Tweedle brothers getting pissed and sitting on his face

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When the psychoanalyst gained access to Patrick Moore's dreams they turned out to be more fun than he'd expected.

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As usual the highlight of the BBC Christmas Party was Terry Wogan catching bullets in his teeth.

Quote: Steve Sunshine @ February 26 2010, 8:13 PM GMT
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Without their costumes, The Village People could never remember the steps to the YMCA.

Or this one, take your pick.

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Look we've lost all the Ball boys, shall we just call it a draw?

Quote: Steve Sunshine @ February 26 2010, 8:20 PM GMT

Look we've lost all the Ball boys, shall we just call it a draw?

Laughing out loud

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The fiendish Red Baron had issued his English adversaries a challenge in which he knew they could never triumph.

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"Right has everyone got it? Hands -knees- and boompsadaisy - and catch the plate again before it hits the floor".

Quote: Steve Sunshine @ February 26 2010, 8:13 PM GMT
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There are mixed emotions watching the Champions league final as John Terry misses another penalty.

Quote: Steve Sunshine @ February 26 2010, 8:13 PM GMT
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Inaugural meeting of the 1970's clothing appreciation society witness the unveiling of Nigel Kelly's penis.

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Stephen was forced to demonstrate to the court the lurid events of his alleged alien abduction menage-a-trois.

Ah, BF beat me to YMCA - damn.

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Surprisingly, most people declined the option for EasyJet's in-flight entertainment.

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in the 70s, tests to determine homosexuality were very rudimentary.

Quote: Steve Sunshine @ February 26 2010, 8:20 PM GMT

Or this one, take your pick.

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Murray's Grand Slam hopes take a nosedive, followed by a loop the loop.

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The A.G.M. of the Jack Douglas 'Ippititimus' Appreciation Society discuss the minutes of the last meeting.

Quote: Steve Sunshine @ February 26 2010, 8:20 PM GMT

Or this one, take your pick.

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Wimbledon entrants take drastic measures when Cliff Richard starts singing in Centre Court.

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