No serious political nonsense please, what would you do?
If I was prime minister I would change the traffic walden uniform to that of the stormtroopers!
Or make it illegal to be......Cheryl Cole!
If I was Prime Minister...
Bring back hats.
Quote: Dolly Dagger @ February 26 2010, 11:51 AM GMTBring back hats.
Hats are pretty hip still... why has Brown taxed hats now? The bastard!
I'd make tourists pay a congestion charge in London.
Quote: EllieJP @ February 26 2010, 11:56 AM GMTI'd make tourists pay a congestion charge in London.
Good thing I can't go this Saturday isn't it then. 
I'd seal off Salford.
Quote: Paul W @ February 26 2010, 11:54 AM GMTHats are pretty hip still... why has Brown taxed hats now? The bastard!
They need to come back as an expected social convention.
Quote: Paul W @ February 26 2010, 11:59 AM GMTGood thing I can't go this Saturday isn't it then.
Well then you'd being paying £8 to enter and walk inanely all over the pavements, get trapped in tube/bus doors, stand on the wrong side of the elevator, take photos of traffic lights, and just basically annoy the hell out of people who have to work and live here.
I'd make sure footballers were paid minimum wage. They can get the rest of their cash from endorsements.
Quote: EllieJP @ February 26 2010, 11:56 AM GMTI'd make tourists pay a congestion charge in London.
Yes, it makes sense to attack one of the capital's biggest sources of revenue! 
Quote: EllieJP @ February 26 2010, 12:03 PM GMTWell then you'd being paying £8 to enter and walk inanely all over the pavements, get trapped in tube/bus doors, stand on the wrong side of the elevator, take photos of traffic lights, and just basically annoy the hell out of people who have to work and live here.
I don't do any of that.
And I've trained the girlfriend not to do that either, I stamped out the escalator thing very quickly!
Quote: chipolata @ February 26 2010, 12:05 PM GMTYes, it makes sense to attack one of the capital's biggest sources of revenue!
I say make London a very large village. Take out the crap shops, and plant trees!
Quote: EllieJP @ February 26 2010, 12:12 PM GMTI say make London a very large village. Take out the crap shops, and plant trees!
I'd revamp mental health care in this country. 
Delete Slough.
I'd bring back hanging and then abolish it just to show my caring side.
Free travel around London for Londoners. Only the visitors pay. 