British Comedy Guide

Captions Competition - Up for it? Page 16

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Just when you thought life couldn't get any worse as one of the world's only Siamese quadruplets.

Russia's space program hits the four-foot altitude barrier.

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"Here's the new batch of waiters. Where do you want them?"

1880 World Expo reveals the sofa of the future.

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Back In the Twenties, the original smoking ban was very harsh indeed.

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I think Julie's drunk again.

Quote: Steve Sunshine @ February 25 2010, 9:55 PM GMT
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The Invisible Man certainly made his presence felt.

Quote: Steve Sunshine @ February 25 2010, 9:55 PM GMT
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Hold on, I ordered 3 bimbos. not 2 bimbos & a limbo.

Quote: Steve Sunshine @ February 25 2010, 9:55 PM GMT
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"She may well say it's safe but these helmets aren't enough to get me trusting an invisible hang-glider."

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Waldo had laughed when his friend had described the speakeasy hooch as 'rocket fuel'.

Quote: Timbo @ February 25 2010, 10:30 PM GMT
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Waldo had laughed when his friend had described the speakeasy hooch as 'rocket fuel'.

Laughing out loud

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Once the Captain had persuaded him to take that first sip there had been no holding Tintin back.

Quote: Timbo @ February 25 2010, 10:36 PM GMT
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Now, let me tell you more about this black hole... said the young Stephen Hawking to his young assistant... but I am going to need a full moon from you.

Quote: Timbo @ February 25 2010, 10:30 PM GMT
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As soon as Harry & Frederick realised that it wasn't actually made of Cheese they decided to take their Wine Parties elsewhere.

Quote: Steve Sunshine @ February 25 2010, 10:45 PM GMT

As soon as Harry & Frederick realised that it wasn't actually made of Cheese they decided to take their Wine Parties elsewhere.

:)

Quote: Badge @ February 25 2010, 10:26 PM GMT

"She may well say it's safe but these helmets aren't enough to get me trusting an invisible hang-glider."

:)

Quote: Timbo @ February 25 2010, 10:36 PM GMT
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Look! When you said we were nipping to the half moon for a pint....

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