British Comedy Guide

Are you Twittering? Page 22

Just twittered "Ukulayla #ukulelecovers".

Let's see what happens.

I tweeted that after you - didn't check my timeline ... apologies for as Ice Cube would say, Jackin' Yo' Tweets

Twitter is good as a business networking tool and for following certain celebs who come out with entertaining observations/one liners, but do I really want to hear what someone I don't know and will never meet has just washed their hair and is about to go out to the pub? Frankly, no. Oh and it's also full of people who just randomly seem to tweet quotes by famous people. Why, I am not entirely sure. I'm 'Alconcalcia' on there if anyone is interested.

Just realised, the poster above 'each1teach1' is following me, and me him!

Your "quotes" tweets the other day made me laugh

Get so peed off with the interminable stream of quotes. It's happening again today. Why do I give a big fat one what some American author of the 1930s said about ambition or children? if I wanted to know I would buy a book or visit one of the very many quotes websites.

Just visited this thread.

I'm actually rather bored by it :S

Quote: Aldeem @ December 29 2009, 3:28 PM GMT

Get so peed off with the interminable stream of quotes. It's happening again today. Why do I give a big fat one what some American author of the 1930s said about ambition or children? if I wanted to know I would buy a book or visit one of the very many quotes websites.

I never see such things. I suggest you stop following or start ignoring whoever is posting these quotes. Would clear that anger right up. :)

Quote: Kevin Murphy @ December 29 2009, 2:16 PM GMT

Just twittered "Ukulayla #ukulelecovers".

Let's see what happens.

ukulele_guy is now following me. I shit you not. Seven hours from tweet to follow.

Laughing out loud Told you.

If Twitter is only good for one thing, it's receiving these occasional tweets - http://twitter.com/MrBButterfield

Yes I am.

3,827 tweets so far.

http://twitter.com/cotterj99

My Name is ElmoThePenguin on Twitter and I update with Jokes daily but some you may find offensive.

Also I like being sent jokes to make me laugh on there

check me out and are do the same to you

http://twitter.com/ElmoThePenguin

What kind of jokes? Give an example :D

Quote: Gavin @ February 25 2010, 11:12 AM GMT

What kind of jokes? Give an example :D

What's the difference between Chelsea F.C and a suicide bomber? A suicide bomber Never fails in Europe

I told a clerk in pc world I want a mystery adventure game & I want it 2b challenging.The clerk replied have you tried windows on the p.c?

There more recent ones, its tough thinking of ones as they can be ones you heard before but forgot you heard and think there your own lol

Format them properly and try sending them in as one liners for Newsjack, Newsrevue, etc.

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