INT - GYM
A GROUP OF KUNG FU STUDENTS ARE TAKING IT IN TURN TO SMASH PAVING STONES IN HALF WITH THEIR FOREHEADS.
A YOUTH IN A TRACKSUIT WALKS IN.
YOUTH
Right ya buncha pansies. Lunch money in the bag. Nae messing the day I cannae be arsed wae any have-a-go heroes.
ALL THE KUNG FU STUDENTS PUT THEIR LUNCH MONEY INTO THE BAG.
YOUTH
Nice wan. See ye's the morra.
Made me laugh...Job done. 
Hey Craig,
really liked this as I know there's nothing scarier than a Ned!
I visualised him walking in with his hood up, looking like a martial arts expert, and the camera panning down to reveal his Nike track suit. Maybe he could break the brick by punching it with his huge sovereign ring?
Thanks to you both!
Quote: AngieBaby @ February 23 2010, 7:46 PM GMTHey Craig,
really liked this as I know there's nothing scarier than a Ned!
I visualised him walking in with his hood up, looking like a martial arts expert, and the camera panning down to reveal his Nike track suit. Maybe he could break the brick by punching it with his huge sovereign ring?
Could definitely develop this Angie. I'll maybe have an alternative ending where the ned has a go at the stone.