Chip found a pendant on the floor during his morning constitutional. From now on it will be Chip's Lucky Pendant.
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Quote: chipolata @ February 23 2010, 8:57 AM GMTChip found a pendant on the floor during his morning constitutional. From now on it will be Chip's Lucky Pendant.
When you say found do you mean prised from dead body, and when you say pendant, do you mean tooth?
Quote: EllieJP @ February 23 2010, 8:48 AM GMTIt asked me if I represented you. If I said yes, can I edit your page?
Yay, go ahead. 
Just make sure to knock five years off my age.
Quote: EllieJP @ February 23 2010, 9:08 AM GMTWhen you say found do you mean prised from dead body, and when you say pendant, do you mean tooth?
Funnily enough, I was once passing a graveyard and a distressed old man came out and said, "Can you come and look at this, please. I don't know what to do." He led me to a body of a young man lying next to a kids grave. The corpse was wearing a shell suit so I didn't think it was worth going through his pockets.
Quote: Dolly Dagger @ February 23 2010, 9:29 AM GMTYay, go ahead.
Nobodies going to believe you're 47. 
Quote: Dolly Dagger @ February 23 2010, 9:29 AM GMTYay, go ahead.
Will you pay me for representing you?
Quote: chipolata @ February 23 2010, 9:33 AM GMT
Funnily enough, I was once passing a graveyard and a distressed old man came out and said, "Can you come and look at this, please. I don't know what to do." He led me to a body of a young man lying next to a kids grave. The corpse was wearing a shell suit so I didn't think it was worth going through his pockets.
Is that true about seeing a dead body?
Quote: EllieJP @ February 23 2010, 9:40 AM GMTIs that true about seeing a dead body?
Yes. Turned out his kid had died and he'd killed himself with an overdose at the graveside.
Quote: chipolata @ February 23 2010, 9:42 AM GMTYes. Turned out his kid had died and he'd killed himself with an overdose at the graveside.
13,000 posts. Bloody hell.
Quote: chipolata @ February 23 2010, 9:42 AM GMTYes. Turned out his kid had died and he'd killed himself with an overdose at the graveside.
Oh dear. That's very sad. 
Quote: john lucas 101 @ February 23 2010, 9:44 AM GMT13,000 posts. Bloody hell.
And what a 13,000th post.
Quote: john lucas 101 @ February 23 2010, 9:44 AM GMT13,000 posts. Bloody hell.
Am I right in thinking we don't have to put the comma in anymore when writing numbers?
Quote: EllieJP @ February 23 2010, 9:40 AM GMTWill you pay me for representing you?
When I ever finally earn anything, I'll consider it.
Quote: Dolly Dagger @ February 23 2010, 9:52 AM GMTWhen I ever finally earn anything, I'll consider it.
Okay, that's only 1 year off your actual age then. A "consideration" is not good enough for 5 years.
Bloody hell, there's some tough negotiating going on here.
Okay. Put me down as 30. 
You're a tough woman EJP.
Quote: EllieJP @ February 23 2010, 9:51 AM GMTAm I right in thinking we don't have to put the comma in anymore when writing numbers?
If you mean "Does the board do it automatically now?", I don't think so.