British Comedy Guide

Comedian Pall Bearers

You have just died and have to pick 6 comedians/comedy actors to carry your coffin. Any era, live or dead but they must have made you laugh. Mine would be,
Will Hay
Norman Wisdom
Tony Hancock
Peter Kay
Rowan Atkinson
Stan Laurel

I want to be cremated. But Tony Hancock could carry my urn.

Quote: will Cam @ February 21 2010, 10:19 PM GMT

You have just died and have to pick 6 comedians/comedy actors to carry your coffin. Any era, live or dead but they must have made you laugh. Mine would be,
Will Hay
Norman Wisdom
Tony Hancock
Peter Kay
Rowan Atkinson
Stan Laurel

You might want to change Norman Wisdom for someone a similar height as the others.

How can I pick pall bearers if I'm dead?

Oh and I'm going to be cremated to, so in my Will I shall have written that I would like Matthew Corbett to carry my Urn with Sooty on the other hand.

You can certainly still have pall bearers at a cremation.

You collect ashes quite a while after - usually just in a box. :)

Ah okay. Well then I'd like the whole cast of Coupling.

Quote: EllieJP @ February 22 2010, 8:49 AM GMT

I'm going to be cremated to

Yeah, but just one of your breasts is like a wheelie bin full of ash! Pleased

Strong ones.

Not by the time you die Bigfella. You'll be a tiny rake of a man!

Quote: EllieJP @ February 22 2010, 9:56 AM GMT

Not by the time you die Bigfella. You'll be a tiny rake of a man!

Will need to change his name to 'Rakefella'

Before the Op, Mrs Bigfella would joke that I wasn't going to have a coffin. She was just going to get a JCB in the Garden.

Quote: bigfella @ February 22 2010, 10:06 AM GMT

Before the Op, Mrs Bigfella would joke that I wasn't going to have a coffin. She was just going to get a JCB in the Garden.

Was she first attracted to you as a big chap?
Or did you swell after you'd met her?
And does she fancy you more now?

I was quite big when I met her - I played left tackle in the old American Football. Although I had just a bit of lost weight.

Then I swelled, and swelled and swelled a bit more.

I was always bloody good looking!

Quote: bigfella @ February 22 2010, 10:18 AM GMT

I was always bloody good looking!

:D

I would like:

Mark Heap
Kevin Eldon
Stewart Lee
Rowan Atkinson
Bill Bailey
The Curious Orange. (I know he's a character not an actor, but hopefully it would still be allowed).

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