Can you believe that my train has been held up by "trespassers on the line"?! I can only pray it's zooo.
Status report Page 1,870
Quote: Ben @ February 19 2010, 8:59 PM GMTI know chip's name. It's a nice, classic name.
John Smith ?
Getting ready for the 475-mile, 7.5-hour drive to Oklahoma City. I'm going to visit the ex-girlfriend, attend my friends' band's gig and meet up with an Army buddy I haven't seen in 20 years.
Quote: DaButt @ February 20 2010, 1:06 PM GMTGetting ready for the 475-mile, 7.5-hour drive to Oklahoma City. I'm going to visit the ex-girlfriend, attend my friends' band's gig and meet up with an Army buddy I haven't seen in 20 years.
Do you get on well with most of your ex girlfriends?
Quote: Ben @ February 19 2010, 9:17 PM GMTIn other news, I'm working with some comedy gods next week. It's a tough life.
I'd hardly refer to myself as a comedy God Ben, but that's very sweet of you! Wait, you meant the other people, didn't you?
Quote: chipolata @ February 20 2010, 1:17 PM GMTDo you get on well with most of your ex girlfriends?
If he's driving nearly 8 hours to see one of them I f**king hope so...
Quote: chipolata @ February 20 2010, 1:17 PM GMTDo you get on well with most of your ex girlfriends?
I'm still good friends with all of them. The only exception is the ex-wife and I have to pretend to be nice to her at my daughter's wedding in June.
The whore!
I went out last night got very drunk and took a chlamydia test and got a pair of those Kanya West glasses - The glasses do very little to tell me whether someone has chlamydia or not.
Don't you still do the naughties with one of them, DaButt?
It's nice, old girlfriend sex.
Very excited about going away tomorrow. Flying to Berlin tomorrow night and then I am going to Krakow on Wednesday and will visit Auschwitz on Friday and then fly back to England on Saturday.
Has a feeling the laptop is about to die 
RIP.
Ben slept funny last night and his shoulder has been aching all day.