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Quote: zooo @ February 18 2010, 11:23 AM GMT

I think I've figured out that I quite like nice churches, I just don't like the religious people inside them. ;)
They are a bit scary.
But I like a nice peaceful walk around a graveyard and stuff.

You probably don't want to visit Southgate Cemetary then (near Robyn); 'tis said there are real vampires in there.

My old house used to back onto there.:|

Oooooooh, vampires!

I kind of want to know just how big this big poo was?
But I also very much don't.
Hmm.

Quote: zooo @ February 18 2010, 11:23 AM GMT

I think I've figured out that I quite like nice churches, I just don't like the religious people inside them. ;)

I realised the same when I went to Auschwitz, then did a tour of all the stunning churches in Krakow. Total 'Mind F*ck' that they are only 50 km from each other.

Billwill is annoyed because he had had to take down one of his nice new shiny heated towel rails because it has a pin-hole leak in it and so lets water out then the pressure goes off & the boiler safeties shut it off and he gets up to a COLD house.

Back it goes for a replacement tomorrow..

Ellie, do some detective work and try to figure out who eats the most bread. That should lead you to the "Phantom Pooper."

Quote: EllieJP @ February 18 2010, 7:26 PM GMT

She seriously has to have a bum hole big enough to squeeze a decent sized potato through!

*puts down muesli and walks away*

Thanks...

Quote: AndreaLynne @ February 19 2010, 12:54 AM GMT

Ellie, do some detective work and try to figure out who eats the most bread. That should lead you to the "Phantom Pooper."

Restrict the ammount of toilet paper each person can use accidently on purpose and then someone will complain more than others.

Sorry this is kind of "my area"

Quote: EllieJP @ February 18 2010, 7:26 PM GMT

She seriously has to have a bum hole big enough to squeeze a decent sized potato through!

Are you quite sure the item deposited wasn't just a decent sized potato? That just happened to look and smell like shit?

Just trying to be helpful.

I'm awake dammit now get off my back!

How is everyone?

Quote: john lucas 101 @ February 19 2010, 8:11 AM GMT

Are you quite sure the item deposited wasn't just a decent sized potato? That just happened to look and smell like shit?

Just trying to be helpful.

Laughing out loud

Ellie is afraid to go in the toilet just in case the poo is still there.

Ellie is also still feeling emotionally drained from seeing A Single Man last night.

Quote: EllieJP @ February 19 2010, 9:29 AM GMT

Laughing out loud

Ellie is also still feeling emotionally drained from seeing A Single Man last night.

Was it Chip?

The film - duhhhhhhhhhhh

Chip's not leaving the house today. No matter what. Pleased

When do you start your new job Chip?

And have you got enough food to survive the day? What about cat food?

Quote: chipolata @ February 19 2010, 9:39 AM GMT

Chip's not leaving the house today. No matter what. Pleased

Don't forget to keep us updated on the bath/cats/snooze situation.

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