British Comedy Guide

Status report Page 1,857

Loves a fresh install, but not all the updates.

Ellie has had a long chat with her housemate about the cleaning (or lack of) that she's not been doing.

Things seem to be good now.

Quote: EllieJP @ February 17 2010, 9:38 PM GMT

Ellie has had a long chat with her housemate about the cleaning (or lack of) that she's not been doing.

Thanks for letting us know.

That's okay Don. I like to use the Status Report thread to it's full ability.

How are you?

Getting by, just.

How are you keeping?

Not too bad. Just living... just.

Had to take my husband to see his heart doctor today. We get there and one of the nurses has her ashes on her forehead. She keeps glaring at me, thinking the reason I have a broad smile on my face is the ashes. In reality, I am smiling to myself because this 250+ pound woman is wearing a bright red open tip bra under a very thin white shirt.

What are ashes?

Ashes in the shape of a cross on the forehead for ash Wednesday. It's a Catholic thing. Not sure if anyone else does it.

Quote: bigfella @ February 17 2010, 10:06 PM GMT

What are ashes?

Ditto.

Quote: AndreaLynne @ February 17 2010, 10:08 PM GMT

Ashes in the shape of a cross on the forehead for ash Wednesday.

Ah!

Quote: EllieJP @ February 17 2010, 10:08 PM GMT

Ah!

Ditto!

Also ditto.

And: What's an open tip bra?

It's how you pay a stripper.

Quote: Aaron @ February 17 2010, 10:31 PM GMT

And: What's an open tip bra?

Oh come on, don't pretend to be all innocent with us.

Ah, Google reveals (not quite) all.

Share this page