It's when to try to book an appointment it gets me....you'd think you had asked them to jump off a cliff.
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Quote: EllieJP @ February 17 2010, 1:40 PM GMTAlthough is cycling to her asthma appointment in a bit and is not sure how the nurse is going to take that after saying she shouldn't exercise for a week.
If she's any kind of nurse she'll give you a ruddy good spanking, then rub cream all over your... yeah, I'm off for a quick splurt.
Nice!
Quote: chipolata @ February 17 2010, 2:22 PM GMTIf she's any kind of nurse she'll give you a ruddy good spanking, then rub cream all over your... yeah, I'm off for a quick splurt.
Deeeeeeeesgusting. Very Dennis Potter.
Quote: chipolata @ February 17 2010, 2:22 PM GMTIf she's any kind of nurse she'll give you a ruddy good spanking, then rub cream all over your...
Satsumas?
Quote: Ben @ February 17 2010, 2:53 PM GMTSatsumas?
It's my understanding that Ellie has cantaloups!
Quote: chipolata @ February 17 2010, 3:14 PM GMTIt's my understanding that Ellie has cantaloups!
*Melons.
Quote: chipolata @ February 17 2010, 3:14 PM GMTIt's my understanding that Ellie has cantaloups!
*spits out more tea* I beg your pardon?
Quote: john lucas 101 @ February 17 2010, 3:16 PM GMT*spits out more tea*
Poor John, he can only manage one splurt a day.
My current doctors' receptionists are really nice. My last doctor seemed to employ homeless boys as receptionists. She was the sort of doctor who would leave a surgical glove with blood-covered fingers from her last consultation, on the desk. The toilet had just one threadbare towel for everyone to dry their hands on. The hepatitis towel as I called it.
One of my "friends" has just posted this on their facebook status.
can't wait til kids go back 2 skool on monday they av taken ova the computer .....
Who should be returning?
Today is Wednesday!
Quote: bigfella @ February 17 2010, 8:07 PM GMTToday is Wednesday!
And not just any Wednesday, but Ash Wednesday!
Bless you my child!