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What have you given up for Lent?

2 years ago I gave up a bus (that made sure I had to walk) and I've not gone back to using it.

1 year ago I gave up Diet Coke and not gone back to drinking that.

This year, I'm giving up what is classed as junk food.

Nothing. I will consider giving up something if there is a cash prize otherwise. I'm ooout.

Being short, I'm now well over six foot.

Quote: Matthew Stott @ February 17 2010, 9:13 AM GMT

Being short, I'm now well over six foot.

Welcome to the World of Giants short arse. :P

I'm giving up hope. It's holding me back.

Finishing sentences once I've starte

Buggery.

Oh Ash Wednesday...I'll open the first box on my calender.

Smoking masturbation and custard. One of those is a lie.

Catholicism.

Quote: roscoff @ February 17 2010, 12:19 PM GMT

Smoking masturbation and making my own custard. One of those is a lie.

You know that's only two.

Ha ha the Sootyj mischevious quote edit is back!

Quote: roscoff @ February 17 2010, 12:19 PM GMT

Smoking masturbation

Is there meant to be a comma there?

or a slower hand?

Quote: Gavin @ February 17 2010, 9:12 AM GMT

Nothing. I will consider giving up something if there is a cash prize otherwise. I'm ooout.

Also.

Quote: Aaron @ February 17 2010, 2:59 PM GMT

Also.

Me too. I don't believe in exploiting religious events for my own gain.

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