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Happy birthday, Soots. From an even older, old bastard!

What the f**k is 3 score and 10?

I mean happy birthday!

Happy Belated birthday - although I did say HB on FB!

Quote: Paul W @ February 17 2010, 8:04 AM GMT

What the f**k is 3 score and 10?

I mean happy birthday!

That's 70 in old money!

Happy Birthday sootyj. I hope you got your Sailor Moon outfit in time for the cosplay contest at the next AnthroCon - this is secret nerd code which only I and sootyj can understand.

With only a tiny amount of ado -

Happy Birthday dear Sootyj
I hope you read the Daily Mail today
People on this forum keep linking stories from that paper
And then call ignorant people 'Daily Mail Readers'
Irony is not lost on you lot

Have a super fantastical birthday-ish time of it!

It's the eternal story really. You're born. You get stuff in Newsrevue. You die. Have a nice birthday Soots. Go easy on the bath oils though, remember what happened last time.

Quote: Paul W @ February 17 2010, 8:04 AM GMT

What the f**k is 3 score and 10?

The life expectancy of a Victorian ?

A 'score' is an old word for 20 in certain contexts.

It's OK, SootyJ you aren't even half way yet as modern UK LE is nearly four-score

http://www.google.com/publicdata?ds=wb-wdi&met=sp_dyn_le00_in&idim=country:GBR&dl=en&hl=en&q=life+expectancy+UK

Oh well - sorry I missed it young man.

Happy birthday respectively.

Get pissed, start a fight - remember it's your day.

I'll give you the bumps when I see you.

Belated happy birthday Sootyj! Hope it was a good one.

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Awwwww, A Sooty Birthday Cake!!!

Happy Birthday mate, sorry I'm a little late.

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ February 17 2010, 12:28 PM GMT

Happy Birthday sootyj. I hope you got your Sailor Moon outfit in time for the cosplay contest at the next AnthroCon - this is secret nerd code which only I and sootyj can understand.

I understood too. Last time I went to one of those I lost three pints of liquid in six seconds and had to be welded out of my underpants.

HBD and sorry for belated wishes Soots. :)

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