Quote: David Bussell @ February 11 2010, 5:14 PM GMTIs it that there isn't enough room or is it that your fat pie/cake eating ass won't fit?
It's not my arse, honest! There is plenty of room if people filed right into the back of the shop and queued up on the way back out. It drives my skinny arse demented everytime I go past! Or am I just a grumpy twonk who should care more about world peace and shit.
Hearing the rumour that Louis Walsh pulled out of the recording for a BBC comedy panel show tonight at the last moment (claiming "flu"), after I had spent the weekend writing jokes and questions specifically for his appearance. Boo!! 
(James Corden stepped in at the last minute to replace him. Boo!! )
'Claiming flu'! You're worse than David Icke with the conspiracies, Walker!
Quote: chipolata @ February 11 2010, 11:24 PM GMT'Claiming flu'! You're worse than David Icke with the conspiracies, Walker!
My source is very reliable... Twitter wouldn't lie, would it? 
At least I know that Caprice did turn up for the recording on Tuesday. I spent the weekend writing shit for her as well.
Quote: Tim Walker @ February 11 2010, 11:19 PM GMTHearing the rumour that Louis Walsh pulled out of the recording for a BBC comedy panel show tonight at the last moment (claiming "flu"), after I had spent the weekend writing jokes and questions specifically for his appearance. Boo!!
Double boo.
Jeez, Corden??? They still let him on TV? 
The media using Victoria Beckham to 'lead tributes' to Alexander McQueen. For one, she is not a fashion icon and never has been and secondly McQueen disliked all she stands for.
Quote: Dolly Dagger @ February 12 2010, 9:35 AM GMTThe media using Victoria Beckham to 'lead tributes' to Alexander McQueen. For one, she is not a fashion icon
"Icon" is like "hero", "celebrity" and "great", a much devalued term nowadays.
Quote: AndreaLynne @ February 11 2010, 11:37 PM GMTJeez, Corden??? They still let him on TV?
He's got his very own panel show.
Quote: chipolata @ February 12 2010, 9:41 AM GMT"Icon" is like "hero", "celebrity" and "great", a much devalued term nowadays.
Don't forget 'legend'.
Quote: john lucas 101 @ February 12 2010, 2:36 PM GMTDon't forget 'legend'.
You're great, you are! Definitely one of my heroes! 
Quote: chipolata @ February 12 2010, 3:01 PM GMTYou're great, you are! Definitely one of my heroes!
Oh, cheers, mate, I.....
Hang on a minute! I get what you've done there!
You're such a cheeky scamp. Are you non-drunk on non-alcoholic booze?
Quote: john lucas 101 @ February 12 2010, 3:06 PM GMTAre you non-drunk on non-alcoholic booze?
I wish I was. By Christ, it was painful. For all of us.
I hear the girls in the office can wear skirts and low-cut tops again.
Quote: chipolata @ February 12 2010, 3:44 PM GMTI wish I was. By Christ, it was painful. For all of us.
Go home and cringe. And then spend the next week or so occasionaly cringing at the memory of it. Then start a new job and have some new cringe moments.
