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I read the news today oh boy! Page 86

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ February 8 2010, 2:09 PM GMT

I think 70s action man set me up with certain expectations of what men should be like. I've always found some facial scars on men attractive. But why did he have such long feet?

He's actually Sideshow Bob?

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/business/8507066.stm

Don't know why they're moving production to Poland. All the b*stards are over here nicking our jobs !

We had a two hour power cut tonight so I rang Eon to ask if it was a 'make yourself at home' gesture for our Eastern European chums.

Angry

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ February 8 2010, 2:00 PM GMT

In contrast boys will not accept pink or anything they deem girlie.

Some small boys - say, about 3 years old - like to wear pink dresses and pretend they are fairies, especially when they have older sisters, whose pink outfits they can wear.

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ February 8 2010, 2:09 PM GMT

I've always found some facial scars on men attractive.

Including acne scars?

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http://hollywoodinsider.ew.com/2010/02/09/deadliest-catch-captain-phil-harris-has-died/

Quote: DaButt @ February 10 2010, 6:02 AM GMT

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http://hollywoodinsider.ew.com/2010/02/09/deadliest-catch-captain-phil-harris-has-died/

He was the cool captain to watch as well. Shame.

I thought he'd died at sea when I read the headline.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/tvandradio/7204518/Channel-4-to-stop-showing-Friends-after-15-years.html

WTF?

No Big Brother, no Friends... Channel 4 will be just Countdown and 23 hours of dead air then?

Quote: Kenneth @ February 10 2010, 1:35 AM GMT

Including acne scars?

Yeah, I think pock marks can look nice. Maybe it's because acne is a side-effect of lots of testosterone.

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ February 10 2010, 12:23 PM GMT

Yeah, I think pock marks can look nice. Maybe it's because acne is a side-effect of lots of testosterone.

And greasy skin.

Quote: Steve Sunshine @ February 9 2010, 11:13 PM GMT

A Dad got barred from Tescos for carrying his kid on his shoulders

I thought Tesco were right. It is dangerous and if dad had slipped on a squashed grape, left perhaps by Stu Francis, they'd be suing Tesco. It's very easy to drop a kid been carried like that and they usually land on their heads and it's from some height. Besides the child was six years old - that's old enough to walk around the shop, unless of course she was Tiny Tim...

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ February 10 2010, 12:23 PM GMT

Yeah, I think pock marks can look nice. Maybe it's because acne is a side-effect of lots of testosterone.

James Woods is a classic example, lots of pock marks, and very sexy!

Quote: Kevin Murphy @ February 10 2010, 12:13 PM GMT

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/tvandradio/7204518/Channel-4-to-stop-showing-Friends-after-15-years.html

WTF?

No Big Brother, no Friends... Channel 4 will be just Countdown and 23 hours of dead air then?

Oh that's annoying. I like watching Friends.

Quote: EllieJP @ February 10 2010, 2:19 PM GMT

Oh that's annoying. I like watching Friends.

You can get all ten seasons for about forty quid nowadays.

You could buy them for me Chip? ;)

Quote: EllieJP @ February 10 2010, 3:38 PM GMT

You could buy them for me Chip? ;)

Forty quid on a girl! That's crazy speak!

:( Oh, am I not worth it?! :(

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