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Bloody production companies!

After finally finishing a project ive been working on and off for about a year now ive finally made something im proud of have contacted a ton of production companys (as listed in another thread) most don't seem very enthusiastic about reading unsolicited work and the majority don't even bother replying....its so damn disheartening...

admittantly I haven't done the BBC writers room yet because A) I don't think its there 'thing' and B) from peoples views on here it seems like a waste of paper me sending it.

What's next???

I'm close to hanging up my quill....well pen....well keyboard.

Depends on your material. Maybe a homemade video on the tube, comedy contests, make porn instead, reformat to fit America, make a new sitcom. Just do something.

I know you don't want to hear this, but write something else.
Either the worlds not ready for your current idea or * gulp* it's not good enough.
So do some more.
And don't tale a year this time.
I initially made the mistake of spending an age on one project, then another age tyrying to push it around.
It's only when I started working on more stuff - and putting that out that I got a bite.
Ironically, it was for that very first piece!
I'll never get those two years of my life back.
So really push yourself on your page count - set targets.
If you produce three things a year you've tripled your chances already.
Have several projects on the go (but not at the same stage ie be vaguely planning one, outlining another, knocking out pages on a third, polishing a fourth - these are all quite separate disciplines, therefore you won't melt your brain.)
And once you've started, finish - sooner rather than later.
Then get someone (here?) to read it.
Then change it.
Repeat.
Send out.

Then pray.

Stick at it & good luck.

And look out for talent contests, sitcomission, BBC Writers room, small theatres putting on plays etc etc.

Get your stuff seen and keep going.

Yes, I agree with all of the above, very few writers get taken on straight away, or even in the first five years of their amateur career, but increasingly I can't stop thinking 'Surely there IS a cut off point where anyone half sensible will just give it up and seek a more normal, much more fulfilling life than just flogging dead donkeys on a worn out keyboard.' How many have wasted their entire lives away persuing the unobtainible, I wonder, this is one of the biggest mug's games known to man, as a pasttime it is unhealthily insular, unsociable, unfulfilling, soul destroying, even life destroying, so yes I actually recommend to most, thinking about chunking it in, do it, and don't look back! I'm thinking of doing just that myself, after several half hearted attempts.

Quote: Alfred J Kipper @ February 7 2010, 11:37 AM GMT

Yes, I agree with all of the above, very few writers get taken on straight away, or even in the first five years of their amateur career, but increasingly I can't stop thinking 'Surely there IS a cut off point where anyone half sensible will just give it up and seek a more normal, much more fulfilling life than just flogging dead donkeys on a worn out keyboard.' How many have wasted their entire lives away persuing the unobtainible, I wonder, this is one of the biggest mug's games known to man, as a pasttime it is unhealthily insular, unsociable, unfulfilling, soul destroying, even life destroying, so yes I actually recommend to most, thinking about chunking it in, do it, and don't look back! I'm thinking of doing just that myself, after several half hearted attempts.

You depressing bastard. :D

The only thing to remember is if YOU think your stuff's good enough, do NOT give up. The number one reason why writers don't "make it" is because they chuck it in too early. It takes time. It takes time to learn your craft, it takes time to get your name known, then once you've got scripts worth developing it takes time and luck and persistance for the companies developing them to get them to TV. Basically it takes ages unless you're one of those lucky f**kers who sell their first script age 17 because you happen to serve a particular demographic. It's all about proving your worth to the people who have the power to make TV shows. It's a bit like an apprenticeship, you have to make a lot of metaphorical cups of tea and get paid shit money before the boss finally gives you a proper job.

Don't give up. Unless of course you know in your heart of hearts that your stuff is shit.

Quote: Mr Snodworthy @ February 7 2010, 1:01 PM GMT

Don't give up.

No, do give up; it gives the rest of us more of a chance! Everyone give up!

Quote: Matthew Stott @ February 7 2010, 1:03 PM GMT

No, do give up; it gives the rest of us more of a chance! Everyone give up!

That is a point. :)

On giving up - see the blog

www.howawriterdies.blogspot.com

too be honest im working towards trying stand up and working material into that because trying to get someone to even look at a script is near impossible.

ill see if I can throw an act together...then the battle starts about getting a decent open mic slot.

Quote: Marc Blake @ February 7 2010, 10:30 PM GMT

On giving up - see the blog

www.howawriterdies.blogspot.com

"Perseverance does NOT win out in the end and nor does talent. Being close to the talent does. And talking a good game."

Surely a combination of all these is the optimum situation?

Have to agree with the "talking a good game" part. I'm desperately shit at that bit. Although as I get older I'm starting to realise that the loudest gob in the room is often the one that gets respect, regardless of the shite it's spouting.

Hmm.

Quote: Marc Blake @ February 7 2010, 10:30 PM GMT

On giving up - see the blog

www.howawriterdies.blogspot.com

I can't decide if your blog should be mandatory reading for anybody who wants to be a writer or placed on the comedy equivalent of the Index Librorum Prohibitorum

Have you tried Screenplay Productions First Look programme?

There's a thread in the writing opportunities forum. I'd link to it if I had the faintest idea how.

Quote: steve by any other name @ February 8 2010, 12:11 PM GMT

Have you tried Screenplay Productions First Look programme?

There's a thread in the writing opportunities forum. I'd link to it if I had the faintest idea how.

A second glance at First Look.

https://www.comedy.co.uk/forums/thread/14961

The best advice I've ever received was: Only give up when it stops being fun.

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