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Valentine's Day... Page 6

Quote: Leevil @ February 7 2010, 8:17 PM GMT

It's the missus' Uni graduation on V'Day. It's going to be all about HER again. Rolling eyes

Women in gowns and mortar boards are quite hot, though.

Yes, and as I understand it; they throw their underwear up in the air at the end?

Quote: Leevil @ February 7 2010, 8:58 PM GMT

Yes, and as I understand it; they throw their underwear up in the air at the end?

And whoevers you catch, you get to take home and mate with.:$

Interesting...

Quote: bigfella @ February 7 2010, 7:42 PM GMT

What's the difference between a baptism and a Christening?

I don't know nuffink about it!
My best friend (whose baby it is) has referred to it as both so maybe there's no difference.

As long as I manage to remember not to wear my atheist badge and my devil worshipping hat to the church I'll be happy.

When the vicar splashes water on people it's called a baptism. When I do it suddenly it's a police matter! C'mon!

Can't you be baptised at any age? Whereas Christening can only happen with babies? Of course if you lot hadn't driven IT David off we'd know for sure. For shame.

Oh, that could be it.

Who will take my monkeys to be baptised?
That's all I keep thinking of.

Quote: zooo @ February 7 2010, 10:20 PM GMT

Who will take my monkeys to be baptised?

In DaButt's home state you'd be waterboarded as a witch for that kind of blasphemy. And quite right too!

Do we get a bank holiday on Valentines?

If I say yes do you think that counts as a valid excuse when you don't turn up at work?

Quote: PhQnix @ February 8 2010, 9:32 AM GMT

If I say yes do you think that counts as a valid excuse when you don't turn up at work?

Yeh that'll do me. I'll say Well Elliot said it was a bank holiday and he's a daft romantic so he should know.

It's happening! Cheers man!

:D!

Quote: PhQnix @ February 8 2010, 9:40 AM GMT

:D!

Is it still on the 20th?

Romantically speaking you should dedicate everyday to your loved one, ergo it's on the 20th... and the 15th... and any other day you wish to take off.

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