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In work....

Why won't the ground open up and eat me.

Quote: EllieJP @ February 8 2010, 8:56 AM GMT

Bill - you're always up so late. You should rest. Ellie is still not breathing right and is looking forward to seeing the doctor and her saying I'm all good.

Her saying? How long have there been lady doctors?:O

Robyn's dad didn't realise she had tights on underneath her jeans because it's cold out, and pinged the waistband of said tights on her back, sarcastically saying "Well they're sexy".:|

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What did he think he was pinging?!

LOL you're dad sounds funny

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ February 8 2010, 9:27 AM GMT

Robyn's dad didn't realise she had tights on underneath her jeans because it's cold out, and pinged the waistband of said tights on her back saying "Well they're sexy"(insert the sarcastic symbol here). :|

Laughing out loud Dads.

Quote: PhQnix @ February 8 2010, 9:30 AM GMT

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What did he think he was pinging?!

My actual pants, apparently!

I suppose my reaction was almost as good as my co-worker's on Saturday when he told me that he used to roll up the sleeves of his t-shirts (my work shirt is gigantic on me, so I have to do this) because girls think it's sexy, and I replied "Well that's what I'm going for".

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ February 8 2010, 9:36 AM GMT

My actual pants, apparently!

:O!

Am sure I have certain rights with regard to those. *goes to look up British Law with regards to pants*

Just please don't argue that directly to him?

It says here only I am allowed to ping them.

Don't worry, I'll bring it up reeeeal subtle like y'know?

Quote: PhQnix @ February 8 2010, 9:44 AM GMT

It says here only I am allowed to ping them.

Oh that's to easy! I will wait for the perfect time to strike with an innuendo.

It's Chip's last week here. Not the BCG, but in this office in this job. The end can't come soon enough.

Quote: chipolata @ February 8 2010, 10:05 AM GMT

It's Chip's last week here. Not the BCG, but in this office in this job. The end can't come soon enough.

i know that feeling atleast you have an end. I'm making up my resignation letter.

Quote: Gavin @ February 8 2010, 10:09 AM GMT

i know that feeling atleast you have an end.

And then you have another start. And at some point that ends. Then another start. Then an end. Then a start. And at some point you die, wondering where it all went wrong... :)

Quote: chipolata @ February 8 2010, 10:13 AM GMT

And then you have another start. And at some point that ends. Then another start. Then an end. Then a start. And at some point you die, wondering where it all went wrong... :)

I think coming down from the trees was a bad idea.

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